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Fun stuff. Send something uplifting as fuck, same name on discord.
haveanupvotegif
RevRagnarok
#29
Kittensandyarns
#43 Of the entire population of Moomin Valley, very few are of the Lawful alignment.
TinyRavenFeathers
#10
MagmaCarta
#14 goddamn climate change. Getting earlier every year.
DankFerric
That... is the best response I've ever seen.... (Yoink!)
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
#43
TheMostKink
#22 I just learned that "make ice cream" is a Polish euphemism for a blowjob.
DocBeeblebrox
#10 Pairs well with this from 1552 from ages (one week) ago:
TI99Kitty
TIL frogs have shells, like turtles, apparently. 🤨
DocBeeblebrox
#35 Eyyy, I made one using this lil guy a year back or so!
SJBSavageInk
Ngl, it kind of looks like she's wiping her ass with the white cloth.
deafkitten
kitnnicole9
BrianTheImpaler
#28 holy shitsnacks. My home town in a muthafuckin @deafkitten dump?! Life==complete
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#3
RainOubliette
#42 director of the hospital lab where I work wouldn’t get a Covid shot. We run testing for Covid and other infectious diseases.
Zetor
#42 Now I just need a meteorologist that thinks chemtrails are real, and we have the full trifecta
doppelfisch
My partner worked with a surveyor who did not believe the moon was real. THE GODDAMN MOON.
keys79
AvsFreak
#8
Crambodian
Exactly where my mind went lol
RevRagnarok
#29
HillOfBeans
Yep
AbelardSnazz
i see
KsuviKhor
That’s exactly what I saw lol!
FrankTheCube
I’m not sure if I see Hitler or Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory.
TheBlueMuppet
Shitler or Heldon.
joleeen
And here I was looking for a sailboat…
TimLordofBiscuits
Tbh, it took me a second to see him.
elvisdumbledore
"In the ghoul-haunted woodland of Weir." -- Ulalume by Edgar Allen Poe
FayeKLias
I see his head on a cats body. Turned away and looking over his shoulder at me.
profiledit
#30
GratuaCuun
TinyRavenFeathers
#37
cryborg
Mantorok3000
#10 When and who copyrighted "Big Titty Goth Girlfriend"?
WhoUhz
#29
BrigidtheMechLady
#10 Hero in a d-cup. Boob power!
ImSilverTongue
"Titty Power" follows the beat better
TI99Kitty
Also sounds more similar to the theme song, thanks to starting with a "t".
BrigidtheMechLady
Damn. You're right. It does...
memeseeks
#3
As much as I want to help out and maybe offer a place to stay this is just creepy.
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#26 You sunk my nautical expectations.
TeamToasterNeverForget
#5 ???
Jimbo64
I don't get it either, friend.
funkybrewster
Oh I had to go back and investigate it again, he was replying to himself aka he thought it was a terrible movie, #6 corroborates that conclusion.
whosbestmom
I think cause terrible sequel?
alyssaaac
#14
keys79
Coming soon to a season near you. The only thing she wants… is domination.
alyssaaac
DankFerric
CarelessWhimper
#3 probably a joke, but still
spacecowboyein
I remember seeing a girl topless on a busy street screaming at men to take her home. She was obviously homeless and looking for a place to stay, but was actively offering to exchange sex for shelter. Nobody was taking her up on her offer despite being rather attractive, although I didn't stick around too long.
PeteyVonWho
"50 but don't look it" nah bro, you definitely look like you're in your 50s.
fartharder
"a joke"
FappedInAmerica
Chronk
It's not, but it's also from (at least) 2017
wadatahmydamie
It’s not a joke, but it’s from a different hurricane. Trump banned personal ads on Craig’s List.
No, seriously. FOSTA/SESTA.
Copperbrat
Doubt it. I played WoW with a guy who advertised for single female roommates with this same vibe. He would offer the most desperate ones free rent or discounts in exchange for "chores". When they'd get fed up or move out, he'd just advertise again. I feel like there are a lot of guys out there like this.
GoddessPurpleFrost
Probably not. The amount of ads looking to take advantage of desperate women is pretty mind boggling. I made a post once asking for a couch to sleep on during a harsh divorce, willing to pay $500/m for just a couch. 200 out of 200 replies were men wanting to sexually exploit me with about 50% wanting no money to fuck me and the other 50% still wanting me to pay rent for the pleasure of them exploiting me.
skincancerisfun
Makes you want to go down the Monster route, ay.
cjandstuff
What the hell is wrong with people?
GoddessPurpleFrost
A great many things. So so many things. There's a reason women choose the bear lol
TheDaharMaster
500 for just the couch? I wouldn’t pass up a deal like that. Just fold your blankets when you’re done sleeping there:)
TinyLiehon
$500/m for the Goddess of Purple Frost? Why are they offering mortal rates? I hope you struck them down with divine purple ice
TheDaharMaster
I heard she got the Mistress of The Winter Constellation after ‘em and she sorted them proper.
GoddessPurpleFrost
Can't find it anymore but it's my favorite strain of weed. Get you so high, you'd feel divine too 😻
TinyLiehon
Oh. No thanks, I get addicted terribly fast so I've learned not to even start. But thanks for putting it on my radar. I'll remember if anybody ever asks for advice.
CarelessWhimper
That's horrible, I'm sorry you had to go through something like that. I hope things are better for you now! And yeah, similar situation happens around 2022 (?) in my country when the Russia - Ukraine war escalated again, so many sleezy ads of men saying they will "welcome" "young, child free" Ukrainian women to stay at their homes
itwasababyox
GoddessPurpleFrost
I am in a better place. I'm sorry it happened to you too. I am not rly shocked by this stuff as I've lived through enough abuse to just accept it at face value because it's actually pretty common and it's weird people don't know that
CarelessWhimper
Like, my jaded ass was disappointed but not surprised that it was happening. What did baffled me were people who took in refugees from Ukraine but expected them to eg renovate their whole house, for free. I mean, the audacity.
GoddessPurpleFrost
Oh I'm jaded af too. High five!
SimplyWalkedIntoMordorAndBroughtPizza
whats with the curtain thing? i only see leaves (or vines if you want)
phuzz00
Looks like wolves to me
Vydrach
Faces on it
HillOfBeans
I see Edgar Allan Poe
Beyonceuponatime
Looks like hitlers face to me
nicoerwan
I would have said Edgar Alan Poe but yes also.
keys79
I definitely stared at it trying to get it to do the magic eye thing for a while.
Exdeath5000
#5 Goodness Gracious needs to be used more. Love it +1
ThatShiftyMonkey
I didn't hate it. I appreciate what they were going for.
The acting and directing was great. Casting, sets, costume, music, etc was great. The script just... aggressively meh. The whole movie dragging out a court trial that no one cares about. And Harley, whom everyone was there to see, wasn't very Harley-ish.
Ultimately, my take is that it was a really well made movie with a poor script.
AnyUsernameWillDoForMe
What does it mean?
Exdeath5000
Surprise or dismay, like you see something unexpected and say "goodness, gracious me"
AnyUsernameWillDoForMe
No I knew that, I mean the whole meme! Like is there something I’m not noticing?
Ryebread91
The dude's replying to his own tweet. Took me a sec to notice that as well.
ThanatosElNyx
Not really a meme, the new Joker movie is not quite as well received as the acclaimed first one.
Dude is expressing surprise.
RedTailedHawk
#4
bluewitch
Attempting the Kubrick stare and only succeeding at looking weird.
HeadJamistan
DanimalRC
Thanks. I hate it.
jargonmon
Was questioning why ol musky was missing from this. Someone screwed up the meme.
TinyLiehon
Oh, hey, it's Dark Maga. Somebody should tell them to add a white outline to black text on black background. Also somebody should tell them that Maga doesn't like black
MurdockTheHawk
Emperor PayPalpatine
DangerBaer
jethroismaxbaer5772
I will give you a child.
DrSchlepenstein
He is so freaking creepy.
RevRagnarok
THANK YOU! I can't believe OP missed that.
copperdomebodhi
pareidoliaperson
What a cuntaholic.
permissiontolosedenied
First thing I thought of.
NibblonianNibbler
AimingForAdorkable
Behold! A ̶p̶e̶a̶k̶ ̶m̶a̶l̶e̶ ̶ form!
qs7rzmffpp5772
MyGreatestFearBoner
"As YoU cAn SeE, i'M dArK mAgA!" *internally, now they will love me and think I have value to them. Easily the second best decision of my shell of an existence.*
mouseasw
Wait, is he trying to copy Dark Brandon memes? 😂
DumpsterSauce
I think he thinks he's Batman
MikieSwart
what else would the talentless edgelord possibly do?
MyGreatestFearBoner
Play the take-home game of "a day in the life of David Carradine"?
sniggly5212
#26 Former sailor here. The little ones in Battleship are supposed to be "Destroyers". We call them "small boys". They tend to be really tight knit communities due to the tiny crews.
FelixT93
My older brother told me as a kid that the 2 pegger is a tugboat, I believed him until just now. XD
notatopbanana
This toy micro-tug is barely a one-pegger.
trigonman3
sniggly5212
Yes, i was mainly having a conversation with the caption. I actually don't know anything about the picture.
DarkSock
Boy, if I had a dollar for every time I heard that in bed