8ang

19512 pts · November 5, 2021


They forgot to add pasteurized milk!

9 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You mean it took “tree” hours to make this?

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

“Is it on TikTok?”

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Rotisserie chicken went up $1 in every grocery store across brands during the same week.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The entire country is a giant “brand trap,” pitching big promises for low quality, cheaply made, overpriced goods and services that fail to completely deliver, or deliver with huge caveats or trade offs. Even the “land of the free” branding is a lie that demands reinforcement “or else.”

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He was on tv a bunch of times, so that’s good enough for most of his base. He was even on a show where he was the boss, so he has leadership experience to that audience.

1 day ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

2 days ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Still illegal

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If the tables were turned, magats would have broken in by now and gotten answers.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Would you like the full 30 minutes or just the 5 minute trial?

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes it is!

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The tire company says “get in your car and drive to this must-see attraction” - entirety of the US. The car company says “return to work is essential for our profits (and car adjacent profits)”

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They prop up actors due to tv recognition; much easier for the drooling masses to vote for them

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How mad would she be when they tell her it is a decoy cake, put out specifically for her toxic behavior. Don’t even tell her: just watch her boil over when “happy birthday” is sung over a completely different, intact cake. “We bought you an Elsa cake because we thought you could use a strong, constructive female role model.”

6 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And also shape the cake!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Leg day will help with the knee noises

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Governor module melted it down since its client was out of range. Sad.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this a real thing or a running joke, like “do a back flip”

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mitch mcconnell is category #4, coming to the us in a few days

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Old tricks are the best tricks!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

While we’re at it, lets see some receipts and comps for the reflecting pool work. Pretty sure that project was “IRS said no to $18M so how about an unnecessary construction project”

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably just money laundering. Or genuine good intentions sabotaged by failing to pay bribes.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They really do have just one job…

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We demand proof of life

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey by the way: it’s okay to pay cab drivers and cashiers. It’s ok for people to have jobs and work to do. It’s also okay to pay them a living wage. Society won’t collapse if you do, but it may collapse if you don’t.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Watch for that last one on august 4th when they announce mitch mcconnell has been dead for weeks. They will boast about how they retained control and theres nothing anyone can do about it. The time for democrats to act is now but they sit and wait. The Democratic party is the second half of the republican party; a catch statement to handle things missed by the main block of code

1 week ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

*enterprise architects

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now do nontechnical change management! Or inexperienced and nontechnical technical architects!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Morgue refrigerator

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They have 100% placement rates though!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0