Tequila

Jul 22, 2026 2:42 PM

kroffty

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Who wants another shot?

it ded

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"Put a blanket on it!" - Catbug

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Incompetent, worthless, completely embarrassing techbro self masturbatory fantasy.

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I’ll fetch a rug, sir

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Became a table.

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Just throw a rug over it no one will notice.

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Works for the target audience. Memory of a goldfish

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Don’t use the nice rug or Mrs Archer will be pissed.

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"We've got that big robot reveal press conference today, don't forget to bring the death blanket just in case."

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QWOPbot 2026

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QWOP

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Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

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Someone edit in a middle finger when its hand goes up

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Robot: "Why do I exist?"
'Innovator ': "Serve drinks to pretentious tech wankers."
Robot: sudo rm -rf root/*

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Someone took out the command & control ship

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I love how they cover it up lol

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Limbo!

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"Better cover it up so that our failures aren't caught on camera" -Guy caught covering up failures on camera

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He dead.

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It did it on purpose 🤣

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Robocorpse

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Governor module melted it down since its client was out of range. Sad.

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Counting or not counting gang violence?

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You can't lock your knees like that.

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Batteries on the logitech controller may have burnt out

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the hands like "jo! jo!... im fine... im fine!"

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to me it was more like the hands were trying to flip off the speaker that literally bored it to death

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Shouldn't have locked the knees.

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Do they never test this shit before showing it to people?

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It probably was only barely working in testing, and something overheated or went out of sync during the demo.

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"I don't care what the engineers say. It doesn't have to work completely. It just has to do a demo." (And this is how that goes)

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Having been the guy doing the tech demo in front of hundreds of people... yeah we tested it and yeah it worked in the office and yeah it also failed on stage. That's how things go sometimes. Fortunately, last time it happened my awesome team fixed it while I was talking and I snuck in a working demo during another part of the talk. That doesn't fix the shame but at least we got to show off the good work.

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That is the absolute best demonstration model they have. That company has nothing better in development, much less production. All they needed was for it to get through the presentation so they could get more money. This was the best they could do.

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This happens surprisingly often during tech presentations. See the original Robocop.

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#Ed209DidNothingWrong

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The sheet cover kills me. lol.

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He's dead, Jim.

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The fact they had it ready says a lot.

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Somebody call a priest !!

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They had it pretty handy. Not the first time

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And now he's dead.

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PLEASE DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE DEAD ROBOT ON THE STAGE

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This is what I was thinking when I said that

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To prevent pictures for bad publicity

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lmao, just why? why couldn't they just leave it?

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Reminds me of how James Brown and someone coming to get him because he looks exhausted but then he throws off the cape to resume his show with renewed vigour.

Hardest working robot in show business.

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the robot too!

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Heh been there!

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The Drape of Shame

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The dude should crawl under too

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Cue Law And Order theme music.

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Or CSI: Miami...

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It looks like he couldn't...(puts on sunglasses)...stand being there.

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