timmargh

79679 pts · June 1, 2013


Be the person your dog thinks you are.

"Tickle tickle tickle tickle!“

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#43 There is no crust in that bite. 3/10.

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My boy, Rocco, would give me “the look," so I would tilt my chair back next to the sofa and he would jump onto my lap and snuggle up for a while. Best feeling ever.

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#21 Good fucking lord.

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A baby with a spear through its head.

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#9 Add "Evan’s Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion" to the list.

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#19

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#53 Oh, that is fucking perfect.

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I had better not mention that “advertisements“ has the word "semen" in it (between the tits!).

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My brother was there, the lucky cunt.

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#17 Oh yeah, I get this a lot. (I have FSH muscular dystrophy.)

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#22

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#17 Bloody hell, this made me choke up real bad; and I don’t even have kids.

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#9 A friend's phone:

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My father drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled under by a strong currant.

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#7

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#15 My partner did this for me; she liked getting into a cold bed, but I like getting into a warm bed.

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#42 I saw this movie live (with an orchestra and DJ playing the soundtrack whilst the movie was on the big screen), and this chase scene was fucking epic.

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Good fucking lord these are sexy! Thank you for brightening my day.

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I am genuinely thankful that I don’t get migraines. I’m sorry that you are suffering.

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