Dump of satisfying farming things.

Jul 28, 2026 3:46 PM

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3 weeks of running the Mosquito Magnet next to 150acres of wetland in MN.

Fly Catcher.

A brilliant birdcage design.

A dog herding sheep.

Automated machinery that harvests and bunches cherry belle radishes.

Harvesting Cherries.

"Royal Ann" cherries being mechanically harvested.

Cleaning pigs with foam (they're just in those to avoid piglet-crushing).

Pigs Like Showers.

Fence strainer post pusher.

Tool to grab twelve eggs.

The benefits of eggs.

Mahachanok mango I need.

Oyster baskets being flipped.

Machine rolling up Sod Grass.

Herding sheep.

Pretty unique way of watering seedlings.

How to grow Mushrooms in lab.

Synchronized farming.

Tea harvesting shear.

Thinning grapes.

Some Satisfying Harvesting.

Technology day by day.

When the cows are let out of the barn for the summer !

A guy planting leeks.

Genius engineered machines.

Guinea pigs crossing the bridge.

Potted plants placer.

This old steam tractor can pull 44 ploughs at the same time.

Practical cutting tool.

#18 infinite mushroom glitch...

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dog: I got 'em, all 60 sheep
Farmer: We only have 57 sheep.
Dog: I know. I rounded them up.

2 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

#7 Apparently trees really like being harvested

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Tickle tickle tickle tickle!“

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 He missed a side.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 #9 hogwash

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#12 WTF?! https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NnBpMWR6MGtpODVxdG40dTdzYXZuM3Nkcjh2anVxbnF5bzJjdjFieSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/CdG1VUd9dXr68/200w.webp

2 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Once chickens get a taste for eggs, they will crush and eat their own eggs. If you get a hen who breaks a couple eggs, she becomes dinner, or she becomes a hunter and will harvest a whole henhouse of eggs.

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Growing up, my neighbors had a fair sized pecan orchard. They also used the “shake the fuck out of the tree” method as well.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#24 who who who who
Who let the cows out?

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#11 ok adding the feather sent me. That's like putting an 'organic' label on it. :D

3 days ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Where did it send you? And can you pick up cereal while you're out?

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

#27 there's a whole song about this bridge
https://youtu.be/bq9ghmgqoyc

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#21 can I thin it down to like, 5 grapes and they'll get massive?

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#12 That's clucked up

3 days ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

Ragebait.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

you need to crush them up more. if they know they are eating egg shells will start eating own eggs

2 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

It’s also not recommended to feed shells this way as too much cacium can cause problems, vets recommend offering a bowl of crushed shells separately

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#30 okay I might need this just for ginger alone

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I want these so bad!

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 got me twice

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#5 is cool but not completely, kind of like rad-ish

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#20

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#24 "they weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see sky, and they remember what they are."

3 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

That's from Firefly! It's been years since ive seen that show. Thank you for allowing me to confirm my memory is still chuggin along pretty well. I just turned 40 and it makes me self conscious about everything.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?"

3 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"You can just lead 'em, ya know."

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I like smackin em"

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fruits / vegetables without seeds is not a good thing, it's how we screw up nature to the point that only certain corporations can create the fruit trees and if those trees take over the natural trees and corporations make an oopsie we all starve

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 can't be radishes. The ones in the store look like they've been used for batting practice.

3 days ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

They stand up to impacts really well.

The dirt is something people complain about a lot. But hey can't wash them prior to you getting them. Radish leaves decompose INSANELY fast. They're already not great when you get them at the store. If they washed everything first, the leaves would be a slimy mucus by the time you buy them.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cuz after that machine picks them up, it dumps them in a bin, and some human grabs from that big bin to throw into little bins, then they bounce around during transport...

2 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

In 7th grade Horticulture class, we grew radishes. We did not have anything like this come harvest time.

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#18

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tool to grab twelve eggs. Proceeds to grab 10 eggs.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Count the suction cups, so you don't make statements that make you look like an idiot.

And stop downvoting people who are correct. Makes you look even more stupid.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It is a tool to grab 10, not twelve. Eggs in Germany are sometimes sold 10 to the package.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I understand that. I'm referring to the caption to that video. It literally states "Tool to grab twelve eggs"

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 @spooktree BREAKFAST SERVED ALL DAY

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Hell yeah! Go dump 'em in the pond for the fish.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have to cook them, the last thing you want is chickens realising their own eggs are delicious

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is there are a difference between a fence post pusher and a pile driver?

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This seems to be the very same to me. I've seen hydraulic drivers that just use the tractors weight and a cylinder to push em.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One is a machine that presses fence posts into the ground. The other is what your dad does to your other dad.

2 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#11 huh, I always wondered how the feather got in there

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3 I don't see a bottom on the cage. What is the procedure to then move the birds or whatever once the cage is full?

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Out the hatch at the top of it I suppose.

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

They could slide a plate under.

3 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Ready for serving

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#11 shrinkflation! That's 10 eggs!!

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Odd since the caption says "tool to grab twelve2 eggs"

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Typical size in EU.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 His lack of doing it in order and skipping at least one side really made this annoying

3 days ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 6

Most frustrating.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats hog wash! /s

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Failed to finish my hog i tell you hwatt

2 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He totally missed half of every 2nd to 3rd pig. Also, I recently saw the living conditions of the average pig barn first hand, and sadly these ones are living in luxury and now I'm both mad and sad.

2 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yes. Yes. Yes.
That cranked up my OCD to 11 (11 is ok since it is prime and prime is good).

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

In a post ruled by synchronized neatness, be ungovernable, or something.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What’s that bit about not crushing piglets?

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also just holding the nozzle continuously, also spraying multiple pigs in the face. That person... does not seem good at that job

2 days ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing he'd do a better job if he held the thing with two hands and wasn't filming himself.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Or looking through the phone’s screen to see what he’s recording instead of looking at it directly.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As long as they keep popping out babies. That is all they exist for. 😕

2 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

What's really fucked up is people thinking that enslaving animals like that is a satisfying farm thing.

2 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

Unless people are willing to pay more for meat, that's how it's always going to be. Until lab grown meat or some other method makes it more cost efficient.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Economics only drive the industry because consumers choose to finance it. People don’t have to eat meat at all. Plant-based staples (grains, beans, legumes) are already far cheaper than meat. The solution isn't waiting for a cheaper way to exploit animals, it's recognizing that we don't need to eat them in the first place

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

People recognize that they don't need to eat meat. They also recognize that they want to eat meat.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

That’s exactly the problem. Putting human 'wants' above a animal's fundamental right to life and freedom is the definition of exploitation. A consumer's temporary palate pleasure shouldn't outweigh a sentient being's entire existence.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That is not the opinion of a vast majority of people regardless of the morality of it. So like I said, that farming method is going to be a major source of meat production until another method can replace it.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine someone equating your life to "cost efficiency" Please be better at being a human.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I pointed out the facts about how meat production will continue to be done. Not sure how that relates to being a human.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funny how the dozen egg grabber & cartons are 10 each. A.I. failure?

3 days ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 10

A.I. failure? What in the world is related to A.I. there? The title?

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

European.

3 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Was the kid at the end adding one feather to each carton, Farm Fresh?

2 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Welcome to shrinkflation, egg cartons are mostly ten a pop around here these days.

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Where are you? I've never seen less than 12s unless they were special organic or whatever and 6 packs

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

in europe it's usually ten (according to other comments, and it sounds like they're speaking German or something similar)

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even worse, German. They use 10 packs

3 days ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

how dare they...

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A pauper's dozen? (As opposed to a bakers dozen)

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

TIL that the reason why we always find feathers in the egg cartons here in Germany isn't because they are super farm fresh, but because some kid threw them in

2 days ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Even the eggs are measured in metric

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