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Adding chips to the sandwich especially was legit.
Anyway, let's get this bread.
Turns out Horner was also a predator, he's in the Epstein Files.
Pippin tax!
Today's message from Pippin: "okay. Okay. Okay. What the fuck? Beep."
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1) Are you on the run to a safe place and passing through Arizona on your way to safer grounds? My apartment is open to you to crash at, and it is a safe space. Pippin and I will make you a meal and gladly share tea, wine, or mead with you.
2) Hey! Take your meds with a full glass of water, please. Do it for Pippin, or Space Mom, or better yet, do it for yourself.
3) Ĝefeloað wē. We will carry on.
4) all funds from the sales of items at these two links will be sent to support charities aiding to fight for Trans rights in the US (not just T-shirts!)
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74812801-all-conures-are-anarchists
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74811778-whiptail-pride
5) Since multiple people have requested this over the last two weeks or so, my ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/codyandpippin
wanderer2575
#32 The best thing that happened to Star Wars was that Steven Spielberg introduced George Lucas to John Williams.
whskeyB4brkfst
#14 so that's what they do with the rest of the mole after making molasses
Pilgrymm
That's what they make Molé with.
Gestalt7
#18 This is literally 40K, front to back.
nothingunused
Had to comment on this. Sure, it's darker than what they were outlining, but maybe it's just more realistic.
Thajurriesexcuesed
#14 I was really grossed out by this one at first. This is fuel for nightmares. Then I realized that preserving a large number of the same critter made sense since there're a pest, and the jar that was on hand, was huge by comparison. It captures a large genetic cross section of that species of mole for future examination. One day, when people are scouring long abandoned scientific buildings for possible cures new plagues, they can find these moles and eat them.
Asuicidallemursgotmygun
I have no proof of this other than my own theory but I figure the phrase "I'm still kicking" actually comes from public hangings when the neck didn't snap and the hanged was taking awhile to die. Peasant walks by "Hows he doing?" Other peasant "He's still kicking"
ilenisaatio
#27 There's a joke on the text on the can. While "OTAN" is the French initialism for NATO, it also means "I will take" or "I'm taking". Combine that the word "olutta" below it, which means "beer"...😀
UsedToBeAPilotButNowImJustSomeGuy
#24 Pretty sure the source is literal gallows humor.
theycallmedoctornooche
#30 if you think Da Vinci was the only one dissecting corpses then I have news for you on why everybody's angels looked so anatomically human
MayMayz4DayzYo
#41 Millenials successfully killed ironing.
Damn right we did!
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
baby boomers killed rug dusting
genxers killed VHS rewinding
MaryAlicexoxo
#18 Pretty sure that's Warhammer
SecondSince
Ya
Blud4BludGod
Definitely, although it comes bundled with severe grimdark elements that aren't for everyone. Just 'cause someone wants pasta doesn't mean they'll be happy with squid ink pasta, you know what I mean? I wouldn't fault someone for pining after space mythology but wanting it to exist in a universe where at least one person, somewhere, feels safe and happy.
LincLoud
Especially the C'tan
but yeah, plenty of other stuff in 40k too
iamazombiehunter
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YuffieK
sirbartonslady
#40 to be fair, the Nile flooded slowly and regularly on a schedule. The Yellow just floods when it fucking feels like it.
moonshadowkati
#18 welcome to Warhammer 40k.
MissivesFromTheTower
#43 "Yer a wizard, Harry!"
grandfalloon
#35 In Legend of the Five Rings they had a problem with necromancers, so the Emperor decreed that all corpses would be cremated. So now it's only a problem when the plot demands it! Which is... pretty often actually.
Midgarmerc
#1 For me it was a cup ramen and hot dog (but like boiled/stove cooked my mom wasn't gonna fire up the grill every day lol)
cattothelibrarian
#11 and U.S. Grant's great-great-grandson writes gay vampire fiction. The descendents of the old presidents are just out here killing it.
wadatahmydamie
#11 Death by Lightning is a pretty good watch
Nick Offerman spends the movie looking like Whoville’s enforcer
wadatahmydamie
Series*
SithisCultist
#18 This made me reread Hinterlands by William Gibson, my favorit shortstory and a great read if you want superstitions in space.
wqpsu
#18 you want filk
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https://youtu.be/UqU7W8LdRd4
https://youtu.be/D5p8YhhaVlA
https://youtu.be/3WLE6FpAcVs
https://youtu.be/ud6LiVJkwyA
and just one that I love https://youtu.be/-mO7vkdkJhg
RickDicolus
#29 pretty sure Timmy has the last laugh here
Haemaelaeinen
That NATO beer is a great name. OTAN means I'll take/I'll have and olutta under it means beer. The can has beer, thus olutta, but also the whole thing reads as I'll have a beer. sounds better in Finnish, English sucks as a language, sadly.
BlackTrashTiger
#1
whatspaulplayingtoday
This one genuinely hits hard for me.
GravyEducation
Seymour!
ExistentialDreadlocks
#10 At least they're looking for new ideas
Caughtintheconcentricelipsesofchaosanditsinnatemadness
Yeah, but it's Hollywood. We definitely don't need the "Poop Knife" extended universe.
ExistentialDreadlocks
I would absolutely want to see how that turns out.
CrisprCAS
#14 If you think that's weird you've never seen a museum's collections. Endless shelves of jars stuffed full of dead things. Bones everywhere. It's like a serial killer's home if they were also OCD.
CodyBurkett
Oh i have and I love museum collections.
Ih8thisSoMuch
#10 "Coming this fall from Universal Pictures: 'Contrarians, Bots, & Karma-Farming Twats' the motion picture"
DVSBSTrD
They already made the snail movie back in 1958
DemSumBigAssRidges
"Permanently banned because you were rude to a person being openly racist" the movie.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
or "taken out back and shot for disliking a tv show"
theshinobi23
The immortal snail that kills you...in the original text, it only killed the person who made the deal for immortality, not anyone who touches it.
Incidentally, it's also the real reason they're against the 2 truckloads of snails idea in #2
GravyEducation
#1 I have an opinion. There's next to sandwich chips and then there's on sandwich chips. The only chip I want to put on a sandwich is a plain kettle chip. We're here half for the crunch, so I want the crunchiest. Half for the flavor, to which I say, add the flavor of the chip to the sandwich with the actual ingredient. Sour cream and onion? Add sour cream and onion. BBQ? Add BBQ sauce. Salt and vin? Add the vinegar. Plus plain kettle chips. To which I'll add 1/
GravyEducation
/2 I actually don't give a fuck about what you wanna do with your own sandwich. This is just my Warren Zevon "enjoy every sandwich" thing where I'm like... I bet we could make a really good sandwich with all the regular seasonings and flavors of any chip + plain kettle and do a side by side comparison. After the pool party for fairness
ShiftyBat
#25 Arthur Conan Doyle said If I am only remembered for Sherlock Holmes I will have considered my life a failure :(
DWolf
It's like actors who hate the roles that made them successful and wealthy. Other actors would kill for those kind of roles.
JayDeeDubs
But he is remembered for more! Like being an extremely credulous dummy about fairies
writerdahling
And spiritulism in general.
IceKarma
#3 Anybody recognize the currency?
AbandonedShip126
TheDreadPirateBoberts
bro it's yu gi oh cards
IceKarma
Oh, okay. Thank you! 😻
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
collectible cards?
cryborg
#10 Who runs to imgur for new ideas? When is Hollywood going to run to imgur?
DangerBaer
Um, they made a whole movie based on one of our dumbest trolls.
Matt Damon starred in it and everything. It was kind of a big deal.
DWolf
Which one?
GravyEducation
Tau Ceti E
GravyEducation
There's nothing here but weird memes. However I submit this
cryborg