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5881 pts · February 6, 2023


I just want to go back and retry the last 15 years of my life. I feel like I missed out on soo much.. Genevieve... I regret soo much of my life.

11 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Ever tried it? You might like it.

2 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I bet she likes to unwind after a long day by curling up with a good book.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you say "oh no, my dildo!" In russian?

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When you're the bicycle of your friend group

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shes startled

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is it BLACK!?!?!?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Some of us are on the toilet...

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually really needed to hear that.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kitty is concerned you are eating tofu instead of bacon.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not to mention if they find you uncuffed after having cuffed you they WILL ruff you up a bit more when resecuring you.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

THE WALL??????

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Hmm... Honey, looks like oil is up again."

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#39 my God, yes!!!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's Batman but with rubber nipples!

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lesbians are wei.... perfect

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

#13 "zis es starting to veal vracisist"**

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I like how you refer to yourself as "we"

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ohhhh. I THINK IVE SEEN THIS ONE!!!

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm imagining you typing this while your girlfriend asks you to bring her more toilet paper

4 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That is Algae

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

#14 "Clown with green hair gets treated like Stretch Armstrong"

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm worried if I upvote this I'll be put on a list

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

BUT.... I'll bet with the surface area of that filter, it SHOULD last a good long time.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Obligatory

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

OHH GOD!!!!!!!!¡

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree!! How dare he just walk into a women's restroom. Children or not!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 55

Erasing and rewriting while taking notes, "to NOT rape them"

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*Supervised

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holt Moley indeed.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0