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26 Man Tax: Adam Hagenbuch
"Life is an adventure in forgiveness." - Norman Cousins
So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9
https://ko-fi.com/mememuseumcurator
Unable to work, zero income. Feel free to leave me a tip. Those that have, y'all are the bee's knees. You've honestly been my lifeline. For the couple people that have said I'm "scamming" people, I only get SNAP, so this money goes to things like TP, shampoo, laundry detergent, etc.
somethingstupidandclever
#4 if you want to melt a tomato, put it in the freezer, make sure it's frozen solid. Set it on the counter. It will melt
johnxbear
#17 also humans in real life: just smack it until it works again
wiregeek
#15 OH YES SIR. Absolute LEGEND.
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
#1 Thanks Comrade! Sending you love back. This timeline can go fuck itself. We could have had Fully Automated Luxury Space Communism but noooo... we had to go with Late Stage Capitalist Hellscape instead.
SpeedbumpNZ
#17 We pack bonded over Discovery. (May you make Robot Heaven.)
Oregwath
#18 My dad always told me, "If someone is nice to you, but ugly to the waiter, they are an ugly person."
ropetopus
#10 it’s weirder. Get a disease of the eye that is irritating and goes away with meds? Neat, covered by health insurance.
Unable to see and need glasses? Fuck you, we won’t even cover an exam without separate insurance.
509tigerfish
@op thanks for the man tax
AyatollahBahloni
#23
AyatollahBahloni
#15 Level 9001 parenting.
ananfro
That’s proper dadding right there. Messing with your kids like that is in the parental contract
letmenumberthatforyou
In the section “supernatural contact”
cuttlefishsticks
#21
here, have an uncensored one because the last comment doesn't even fit anymore when you take out the fieriness of the second
tidepool
Ehh it fits for tumblr but you’re right it’s way funnier this way
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
#2 @portsherry did it long ago at https://portsherry.com/comic/helping-the-princess/
BishlamekGurpgork
Honestly? That's fine. There are no new stories written. You can't spend your life searching for things your work might accidentally be similar to.
Even Frankenstein, which invented the genre of Sci Fi, has progenitors in things like Pygmalion and The Golem of Prague.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
coda:
BishlamekGurpgork
#2 Honestly, it looks like he's talking to the dragon.
meheezen
#18 janitors deserve more respect than most “managers” and “ceo”s
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
#26 https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y2toeGM3enQ1eWEwNnlvbXR3YWRpZnRhM203MThkcnU5dDFoOWdvOSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ruhWUbYRwONZC/200w.webp
firlefranz
#20
boobsalot
#19 If the baby duck didn't get up to his mom he wouldn't get any duck milk.
Twinklepot
#25 That was excellent!
BeaverOnFire
#3 I did this for the first time with a family member today. They were pissed when I said no and stood my ground.
KissTheLuckyEgg
Good for you! I'm still learning to do it..
BeaverOnFire
Took me 30y.
billiebitkiller
#25 please don't do this to women. it's a cute prank, one of the better ones, but do you see how all of the women immediately react much more nervously? there's a reason for that. having 2 instead of one helps but only slightly. Just leave women in public alone.
Freakscar
#25 Olivier Richters ("The Dutch Giant") and Eddie Hall, "Pranking Public Amsterdam | Security Guards":
https://youtu.be/-vdeUVjDK1s
TheFastpaws
#25 If I was ultra wealthy I'd probably hire peeps. I've been attacked multiple times for just asking people to respect the rules. Such as not cutting in line. I'm extremely over people.
beez428
#19 Me: I can not and I WILL not leave until I know that lil one is safe
Zuegma197777
#26
YpsilantiRomani
#8 it actually turned out that the octopus was punching them because they weren't doing its job, the octopus had formed a collective for hunting. That fish wasn't doing it's part.
tidepool
Even octopodes can be scumbag pimps smdh
AyatollahBahloni
#10 Please don't forget ears. (Hearing aids are too damn expensive).
DamnYourePretty
Fuckin truth. If i wasnt under a certain threshold, i would just have to live with not being able to hear people unless they talked loudly and clearly. Insurance paid for my aids, but if they hadn't they would have been just shy of $2000.
ananfro
Or your guts… my insurance said my Crohn’s disease meds weren’t medically necessary. So now i get to pay about 30k a year.
AyatollahBahloni
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
"Oh, it doesn't kill you (soon)? Not medically necessary then!"
ananfro
Oh it’s going to kill you soon? We’re gonna delay just long enough for you to die so we don’t have to pay
flipj
#25 bonkers and hilarious. Loved it
ImMasturbatingRightNow
Isn't this in the Netherlands?
WickedSludge
"Confuse, don't abuse". This is how you prank.
digginlife
I noticed that the male reaction is delight and humor. Understandably, the women look slightly uncomfortable, since women have to more often guard themselves from male aggression.
azgrak1
The short guy is Eddie Hall. He’s in a very short list of human beings who have lifted over 1000lbs off the ground. The tall guy is a body builder, sorry I don’t know his name.
WisconsinCentral2714
He's done a few videos with Kentucky Ballistics. He barely moved when shooting big game rifles! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVBD7mYgU-c
thepicklebucket
The short guy is 6'2" (188cm)
thegarts
lol
nikinnorway12
#5 There was this vending machine near Kawaramachi station in Takamatsu that had a "?" option. It didn't dispense typical drinks of random types, but rarities and oddities. It was rarely delicious.
sockshoesockshoe
Lemon Clams and such? Worth it
SpeedbumpNZ
#6 Black cats are good luck. Who else do you want to be in charge of the coven?
ParaspriteHugger
The black ones are alright, but the more I see of them, the more I'm convinced that it is the white ones that are in league with the devil.
SuitablyIronicMoniker
My white kitty, Irene, was the sweetest cat I’ve ever known
tidepool
It’s the brown mackerel tabbies aka standard issue cats.
QotU
No, it’s the oranges
adamlstf9
Most Ornj can’t even get all the way through spelling “devil” before the Braincell jumps again and they’re left buzzing.
ParaspriteHugger
Nah, the Orange ones are Chaotic Neutral.
agrobelny6
OP, you’re one of my favorite people on here. Love your stuff, buddy. Thanks for being you 💙
MemeMuseumCurator
hey! thanks ❤️
firlefranz
Couldn’t agree more!