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Lets get this bread.
Ironlily
Pippin tax!
Today's message from Pippin: "i love you!"
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1) Are you on the run to a safe place and passing through Arizona on your way to safer grounds? My apartment is open to you to crash at, and it is a safe space. Pippin and I will make you a meal and gladly share tea, wine, or mead with you.
2) Hey! Take your meds with a full glass of water, please. Do it for Pippin, or Space Mom, or better yet, do it for yourself.
3) Ĝefeloað wē. We will carry on.
4) all funds from the sales of items at these two links will be sent to support charities aiding to fight for Trans rights in the US (not just T-shirts!)
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74812801-all-conures-are-anarchists
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74811778-whiptail-pride
5) Since multiple people have requested this over the last two weeks or so, my ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/codyandpippin
ParaspriteHugger
#17 oh no, the hot dry air rising is bad for the moss!
EroticZombiePants
#9 I'm more concerned about why Jimmy is dressed up like Rasputin.
MetalSonicSixtyNine
#39 Kojima would be the only one ballsy enough to attempt something like this. Not sure the twist could be preserved easily in this day and age lol
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
#9 Back when they were poor people food?
Bugbladder
#30 Sweeny Todd approves!
sh17picker69000420
#39 my God, yes!!!
NoviKorisnyk69
bless up big man. truly grateful for ur contribution to this interweb experience of us. luvly birb and beard.
indigenous101
#30 GNU STP <3
ParaspriteHugger
#30 I prefer Lovett pies, much more personality.
Golffrey
#28 https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dGNsbnJ6dnY1bWFtZHhtcXMxM2Q0cmFwYWN6eHozc3ltNGZ5OGp5YyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/hBffFXsLcAD0A/200w.webp
duhqueenmoki
#35 everything I have learned about cults is screaming in my head right now "RED FLAG"
wadatahmydamie
#26 Wife: If you get to subspace, what’s the difference?
pasthelod
if you do it right there's nothing instead of aftercare.
ps238principal
#12 This assumes that machine rules were coded well, contain no mistakes, and don't result in behavior that appears to violate them when the machine "hallucinates."
AstronautChicken
Do you happen to know where one might find the video the meme is referencing?
ParaspriteHugger
And don't lead to Unintended Consequences™
EverNotRelevant
#6 It's like someone cross-bred a kakapo with a melon
Procrastinator57
#10 You should have tried to use a laser pointer on the stage floor.
BlackMaximal
#42
Ohhhh I'm gonna get a LOT of mileage out of this one! \o/
flordelasantillas
As far as those huge lobsters, they're not good to eat. Heat takes a long time to penetrate the shell to the center of a massive lobster tail or claw. By the time the core is safely cooked through, the outer layers of meat closest to the shell have been boiling or steaming far too long. This leaves you with outer meat that is rubbery, tough, and leather like. Under 2lbs is the best to eat.
mindnumbingbraincandy
#9 da dachik? Da da chum
MetalSonicSixtyNine
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bzJsaW9oa2VtZWkyOGdhbmpqZ3loZG9iaXB4dDZucnh5d3hlYnc3ayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/kRmg8zeReOYXm/200w.webp
Imherefortheanimalpics
#9 I saw a lobster of this caliber in the Caribbean while snorkeling. Fascinating!
wombat1959
Always upvote Dibbler
ParaspriteHugger
#33 also, I couldn't stop saying "mahogany".
nothingunused
#10 and everyone else in the audience said, "Damn, I wish I'd thought of that!" and had to suffer through the rest of the performance.
OptimisticMisanthrope
#28 Darth just means In. InVader and InSidious. I'm still waiting for Darth Voluntarymanslaughter.
fartharder
#11 set autocorrect to change shrug to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
timidtiger
A most excellent dump!
EverNotRelevant
#16 things like these make me think of the importance of spacing. Like, the second part typically starts on another line, if not entirely separated into top and bottom text, but lumping it all together like this changes the way my mind reads it.
noone1415
Punctuation seems to be a lost art. A simple full stop ("period" for the USians) would make the sentences so much more readable...
EverNotRelevant
The lack of punctuation may itself be an intentional message.
truk77
#9 Did-a-chick?
Perkunas687
Dad-a-chok.
Pilgrymm
I skipped to the comments specifically to check for Dark Tower references when I saw the lobsters lol.
Zephyr86
Seconded
EverNotRelevant
#35 that is 100% a cult.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Also they're specifically polygynists. Just saying polygamy implies that the women also have multiple partners. I'm pretty positive it's just the men. Polygyny is basically polygamy + misogyny.
EroticZombiePants
There really aren't many new age off-the-grid groups who aren't cultists.
pasthelod
they prefer the term self-help group!
EverNotRelevant
Maybe they should self-help themselves to some critical thinking.
BodgeandScarper
Utah? Extremist Mormons. Self-reliance, hundreds of kids? Huge government aid.
EverNotRelevant
Yeah, like... 35 families and hundreds of kids? Fucken yikes.
Omicron416
Yeah, but "families" probably means "one husband and multiple wives" so hundreds of kids is not that far-fetched.
DoctorWookie
Teeechnically if all those families have 3 kids, they qualify for "hundreds". It's probably closer to 4-5 kids per family, though.
EverNotRelevant
Yeah, I'm guessing two or three kids per wife.