randomwalrus

128435 pts ยท January 17, 2014


Home Excavator Association. When the HOA is run by Molepeople.

6 hours ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

No, you're doing it wrong. Only women and minorities are allowed to be negatively impacted by societal shifts.

1 day ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 6

Does Matt do his full exaggerated Bostonian accent? Because that would be awesome.

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Gymnasts/ballerinas kinda do it. Bodyfat % drops below a specific threshold, and hormones for proper development switch off.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some of us welcome our new Gigafroge god.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or give it chainsaw arms.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, usually we just comment on the catcher's ass.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What is a man? None of your friggin' business, Belmont!

2 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

How else would the super villains constantly get new recruits, if they weren't making macaroni art together?

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is exactly why we faked an apocalypse, and stuck him in The Dungeon.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Still 20 pieces, but 2 go to charity. (the grossly underpaid employees)

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Trust stole my damned horse!

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As one does... or doesn't... stay outta my basement.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You mean the moving lavatory.

4 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Just wait until they find out about the ancient Sumerian epic about Gilgamesh, and his hetero lifemate Enkidu.

4 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Definitely. She has a cooking channel up on YouTube.

5 days ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Egads, it can speak! *reloads musket*

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, he kinda ruined his voice, so their sound drastically changed from their early days. Had to find a new audience.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bare handsing it. Them pies are cold, or that man has incredible health coverage.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If memory serves, Aerosmith was very unpopular and failing at filling venues, until this collab brought them back into the mainstream.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He's letting you know it's safe to touch the belly. fr fr no cap

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Because they don't see women as anything other than property and masturbatory aids. They solely exist for sexual use, and propagation.

1 week ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

They asked Gordon how well he understood theoretical physics. He said he had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.

1 week ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Boffa.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, Graham died? That's why everybody is talking about him? Nice. Good things happen in threes, so who's next?!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you got a letter of marque, you're a privateer, not a pirate. In the business world, we call that a promotion.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So Lovecraft's Cthuluian architecture is all an off-hand nerd reference to D&D's rules? Found another time traveler.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Back in the day, you needed to be a real math nerd to play. Especially as a Wizard. Fireball worked in an area of volume, not a radius.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aliems.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0