That could take somebody's eye out...
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10
1238
They usually come in 3s....
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895
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Devastating
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728
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13313
Sometimes I can't help but wonder if it's dementia or just pure evil.
768
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26306
Genius
1096
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23850
Perfect analogy.
673
65
21766
Works in the stock market too
40
4
1423
Hope they're hard on him...
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.
42
6
1327
Even the fake assassin decided not to go.
980
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30309
An important distinction.
26
12
812
Maybe bring him a get well card.
698
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24719
Midol-No Apologies
1041
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36968
The winning never ends!
442
34
14220
Yeah, that'll draw in the crowds.
260
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13207
It puts the bbq sauce in the basket.
830
65
23452
Art of the Deal
36
6
1424
Ah yes, all the same people were at his inauguration...
419
32
16974
Buzz
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60
16397
Don't be a Herbert.
41
15
1117
Things that make me giggle.
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33
39763
With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
40
21
1319
.
85
18
1251
His scorecard is what's important to him.
843
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25522
Satan: nuh-uh
35
16
1485
Maybe the checks bounced for the paid attendees?
864
72
22405
Hopefully it gets the slugs in the White House too
-6
5
113
Ike was antifa
992
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Will no one think of the stockholders?
25
28
1091
Petulant little bitch...
14
7
1112
Even Trump sees it.
82
27
975
Better hope that diaper holds.
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61
26195
Best. Campaign ad. Ever.
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Precious
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33
20224
.
560
29
20056
Guys, stop asking Donald questions - he CLEARLY has nothing to hide.
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Do us a favor...
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27
11066
Isn’t black supposed to be slimming?
654
45
29114
smh
664
144
26502
It just doesn't end.
837
91
25152
They broke up but she told him they could still be cousins.
686
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31074
Finda da Pope inna da Pizza
386
22
14690
Just so long as he reaches the volcano.
994
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25084
Have your banking information ready when you call....
36
29
1469
The song was "From a Distance" by Bette Midler
12
6
853
Blaringly obvious
989
55
23883
Woof
62
7
894
in a tan suit
860
55
23588
Wrong color robes
514
34
17029
Sigh
727
84
21286
Spoiler alert!
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