ralph2sam

298680 pts ยท October 2, 2013


The word "scaroused" was invented for this.

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That's something all right.

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Then He certainly ate well.

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Getting hotter now

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either one works

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I gotta stop telling my cat she's fat.

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She's a national treasure.

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Waste of perfectly good manure.

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Going next week for mine.

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I could use a good shock.

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Handjobs cost extra.

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sploosh

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There's a rating system and everything.

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No, just heavy petting.

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That's what Caturday is for.

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I guess if you can afford a house these days this is chump change.

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It's actually an old WW2 joke about Italy.

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They'll need a glass-bottomed boat to see the navy.

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Which may be against the state constitution, so what better way to contest it?

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Was this really unknown?

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