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May 21, 2026 1:53 PM
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ThrockmortonTheSkateboarder
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Syko73
Treforce
"Take him where ?"
PostalHeathen
I'm fairly sure he's only alive because both heaven and hell keep turning him away.
WitchIrkalla
New plan. We send him to Tatarus! All we have to do is convince Zeus to make him roomies with Typhon.
nimeton0
LeekofLegend
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter heaven.
3rdoption
We can help them by putting them in a huge blender and then shooting them with fine jets through the eyes of needles.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Fun Fact, the original comment actually means a camel and an actual eye of a needle.... it is not a euphemism for some gate in Jerusalem that did not exist until centuries later.
Also, the phrase, while attributed to Jesus, is way older... it was a well-known cultural proverb that is documented centuries earlier (the first instance being a Persian elephant going thru the eye of a needle dates to at least 350 BCE)
LeekofLegend
No it fucking does not!!!
ArchaeoEejit
If he says sorry before he dies, he will.
pekkhum
Whether it says that or not, it still lacks authority over them.
LeekofLegend
Ok yeah great point!