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Heelcat70
Has Trump issued any statement regarding Graham's death? You'd think he'd miss having his balls gargled regularly.
ObjectivePragmatistWithHope
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feltenix
To conduct a coup they would need a spine.
Karma1970
Hawkgirl203
Three horsemen of the apocalypse.
walnutbreath
C'mon, Vance be Secratariot and defy the odds.
FrolickingFrolicking
Lindsey Graham, traitor and collaborator to nazi fascist criminal overthrow of democracy. Here’s an article going into detail about graham as a collaborator https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2020/07/trumps-collaborators/612250/ comparing him to Mitt Romney who was not a collaborator, when a person might have expected the reverse.
And then the terrible crooked mainstream “centrist” (aka republican and lying about it) media and columnists glorifying Graham constantly
Sixsystems
Jesus, is that McConnell or Mason Verger?
firlefranz
Grimlinnan
Clock tick faster, we want to see number 3 by the end of today
spangolio
but you won't have to buy toilet paper anymore, they are going to be very busy
ShadeMeadowsArt
Maga proves that Satan isn't that bad in comparison
enderite
AbsoluteKilljoy
Do you want two new lobos? Because this is how we get two new lobos. Hell needs to just take the L
yesdearmetoo
kontroversialkarma
OmenJones
Satan's only sin was Pride. He knows they outstrip him in evil.
BestofUwU
🎼Lindsey's in a box, in a box, Lindsey's in a box🎶
HEARTS0FSPACE
Honestly, when you look at the scripture, you realize that God is the real monster. Satan's got nothing on God's kill count. Not sure why Satan always gets all of the hate. It's crazy to me how Christians are so quick to make excuses for their god's cruelty and malice while rebuking Satan as if he's the one who committed unthinkable atrocities. My guess is that they've never given it a second thought; they were told who is good and who is bad, and they just go with it.
ralph2sam
Ronald McDonald's kill count is higher.
LitterBoxKing
Don't worry, Satan, for they're too complicit to organize anything on their own.
albaboss
That’s exactly what I was thinking. They’d be sucking the devils dick and telling him forked tails are sexy
Resistance1000
firlefranz
ToSisPoS
I hope the Hell they believe is awaits them.
Davedavedavedavedave
They would slither under Satan's balls so fast
Apeofdeath
Those two said they believed in heaven and hell, then behaved like there was no hell
ImHereToGetDownvotes
That's basically all Republicans. Hell, I just had a "pleasant" interaction with one not too far back. She was telling me they were looking for a new church because "The UMC (as of Jan 1 2025) now says it's okay for gays to marry and that's wrong. The church isn't supposed to be inclusive, it's supposed to teach the word of God."
monkeyfly
They believed lip service to a divine being protected them from consequences. I hope they get the afterlife they've earned.
bikergeek6249
They were convinced that God was on their side.
firlefranz
FatboyRich
One can only hope
ChewyTheWookie
Push for a special election hard, loud and immediately!!!!!!
Because Kentucky is already holding a regular election on November 3, 2026, the cutoff for a special election is early August.
We don't have time for games.
If he is alive, they can end the call for a special election with proof of life
GO GO GO!!!!!
https://apps.legislature.ky.gov/law/statutes/statute.aspx?id=45694
Volmaaral
I just… every time I see Mitch’s face, I want to punch him. At least Lindsey looks like a mostly normal old white dude. Mitch just somehow looks both stupid and pompous. I’m glad he won’t be making that dumbass face anymore.
rbudrick
No lips.
DangerBaer
You mean the face he makes when he sees Death tapping his watch in the corner of every room he walks into?
DocFunkenstein
Satan: "Also the whole 'ladybugs' thing makes me want to fucking vomit."
Draygen
I too wish I hadn't read that post...
Malak224
It was satire but you know Satan ain’t brave enough to check.
yeahhedugit
ShadeMeadowsArt
The what?
bourbonandbaddecisions
Lindsey Graham just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people.
bemibet
Do good things come in threes also?
gnomedeplume
Bad things yes, good things not so much
rbudrick
Absolutely ghouls, now absolute ghosts.
veronicablood
kontroversialkarma
itsthevoiceman
veronicablood
Chereazi
People like them make me wish there was actually an afterlife...
Just noping out of existence is too kind for them tbh...
ThatQuietlySmirking
I hope for reincarnation, the kind where you get "promoted" or "demoted" depending on how you lived your life. These guys would come back as like fishflies or something.
BabeAfett
For real. They deserve the same amount of pain the inflicted on others.
NonstopRampage
If the theists are wrong, monsters like them don't deserve to die of natural causes. If the theists are right- when they do? Hunting them down will give us something to do for the first couple centuries in hell.
CptJohnYossarian
I take solace in knowing all the joys of life they truly missed out on by being such insufferable cunts. Graham whom I'm sure was gay, dedicated a large portion of his life to ensuring he would never know the peace of being open and free with his sexuality and lived, I'm sure, in perpetual inner turmoil. He doesn't need to eat shit in the afterlife; he ate it his whole life.
GloveFullaVaseline
Whether you're correct in your assessment or not, I agree with your overall sentiment. He missed the point, completely.
DocFunkenstein
Everyone celebrating their death hasn't figured out (or refuse to acknowledge) that they /won/ in life. They got to lead long, fulfilling lives living in wealth and luxury, with zero consequences for anything they did. That's a win for them and every other evil cunt in the world.
"But they're dead, yay." No, no yay.
TyrannusEquus
You call that winning? Being a piece of shit, hated by the majority of people you'll meet. No amount of opulence can change any of that. There has to be some word for the feeling, that the only think keeping you safe from the populace is their fear of incarceration.
DocFunkenstein
Yep. He was free, wealthy, have a rich social life with like-minded people, and died of natural causes. That's a fucking win.
But by all means, if someone comes and murders your partner or child, just sit back and let them continue on living the good life. (You know, even if people they don't associate with scorn them). They deserve all the wealth and happiness in the world. But at least when they die when they 113, you'll be able to say "ha, got 'em! The world's a better place now! WIN!"
Froggie243
Oh no, we know. But at least now they're dead and can't continue.
DocFunkenstein
And everyone still alive doing the same shit is all "cool, we don't have to worry about these stupid fucktards, let's burn this mother fucker DOWN and live the good life, boyos! Hell yeah!"
Such a fucking win.
req4adream99
It’s more “they can’t do any more harm now that their bodies are finally catching up and rotting”. Sometimes simply stopping the harm has to be good enough.
DocFunkenstein
This isn't one of those times.
DocFunkenstein
Downvote all you want, it won't change the facts. This is a huge win for them, and a massive loss for the country and the world itself.
"Well, that's done with. Nothing bad will ever happen again! Teehee!" --You
GoGoPowerRangersssZEEOOO
You need to understand that just because you, Doctor Funkenstein, believes it’s a fact, that doesn’t make it a fact. You’re not the deciding vote of fact and fiction. And your made up quote you added at the end is just embarrassing.
Froggie243
That's not what's happening at all. We know we have a global shitfest to fight.
RadasNoir
Lighten up, Francis.