Because of course he fell asleep
I'm not your dancing monkey, I'm just an extremely well-informed Slow Loris.
Happy May 4th, you Scruffy-Looking Nerf Herders
Someone didn’t do their homework
FEMA civil engineer speaking to ICE officials about the danger of building a detention center on a floodplain.
Instant Pot Pulled Pork
Late Christmas memes…
Otik's Spiced Potatoes (from Dragonlance Chronicles)
For all you lab rats: A relationship guide
Another year older, but still just as weird...
Enlarged Heart Grinch Selfie
I'm in this comic and I don't like it...
Reposting for Nazi awareness..
Thanks, Microsoft
Chemists do it stoichiometrically
Adventures in renal caliculi… (WARNING - graphic)
Poetic description of a monster
Originally for authors but speaks to everyone.
"You lightly caress the orc's back. He is aroused."
There was an old racist, who lived in a shoe...
The Obligatory Christmas Selfie…
Everything is proceeding as we have forewarned…
What’s the over/under on Vance’s Order 66?
Why Die Hard is a Christmas movie...revisited.
Just a few memes, Mr Frodo…
Lord of the Flies Network News: We hold the conch shell so you don’t have to
A reinterpretation of the Gospel of Luke, Chapter 2: The Savior Rises
Module S2a: White Christmas Mountain
It wasn't so much the Catholic schoolgirls but the Catholic school TEACHERS...
Advanced Flirting 101
A long-overdue meme update
"This works better on Imgur than Facebook" Memory Dump
What I’m most thankful for…
At least we avoided the, "it's gonna be May" tags
When poetry becomes prophecy
The problem was never illegal immigration: It’s that Conservatives are greedy assholes.
Star Trek With Dialogue from Movies/TV
For all you Trekkers...
It’s lonely around the holidays…
Seeing Imgur performance the day after we all got fooled…
Kull wahad!
Keep at it, you meddling kids!
I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque...
The body isn't even cold yet...grifting time!
“Fictional Libertarian”?
This is the sort of historical pedantry I expect from Disney movies…
The Second Coming: Venn Diagram Edition
Sorry to hear about your delirium tremens
What. The. Hell. Was. That?
Careful, officer, his hands may slip out of these...
Missing Thinkgeek right about now
They grow up so fast…
I watched Slither enough to know where this is going to go.
Darn, that’s the end (of democracy)…
"It's an alien planet! Is there AIR? You don't know!"
It’s like a Jerry Lewis Telethon of Schadenfreude
Happy Easter, heathens. Here’s a tutorial: