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Remembering Mrs. S., the teacher in my 7th grade parochial school homeroom who against all comparable teachers in said school dressed like she just stepped out of a Rita Hayworth movie or a USO party. Skirt, girdle, bullet bra, that distinctive hairstyle that made her look like she was auditioning for Sally Jupiter in Watchmen.
Not saying she was doing it to tease the boys intentionally, but the anachronistic elements of it in the early 80s (I knew of no other teacher in my experience that dressed this way, including librarians) only struck me later in life that either she really, REALLY liked that look or her husband did. Lucky bastard.
She wore a lot of these blousy-skirt combos with almost the exact same hairstyle depicted here (Season 2 of the Agent Carter series)
I recall something like this on one occasion; from the vintage line of this site: https://topvintage.com/en/brands/miss-candyfloss?era=40s&style=party,classy_chic,pin_up,mad_men,back_to_work
writerbuddy
Hayley really did kick ass as Agent Carter, the storyline kinda unraveled in season 2 but outstanding performances from everyone.
WolvesAreTheBestPeople
delightphil
Almost the exact same? Was it Almost the same, the Exact same, or this weird nonsense of not exact but exact at the same time?
lovehandlesmessiah
Sometimes beauty and nostalgia renders my grammarian sensibilities inert.
jimmythehat1
I watch the first Captain America for Hayley. I got to meet her at a con and did the photo op, she put her arm around me and pulled me in, and I felt her boob on my arm. Damn near fainted.
lovehandlesmessiah
Never washed that arm again, did ya?
FlyingGiantElk
I had a friend in HS who really liked the rockabilly aesthetic, and last I checked carried that into adulthood and her teaching career.
Some people find a style they like and stick with it.
F4ndango
The guitarist in my HS band had a pompadour and wore blue suede shoes! 😄
JinxRocks
Way back from 2010 to about 2015, I used to photograph afew friends in vintage clothing in modern scenes. Most fun was a woman who wanted to dress in Elizabethan dress at a biker bar and her husband who went in full punk, mohawk and all. It made for some cool and some funny shots.
thatwoodguy
So, got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for teacher.
https://youtu.be/6M4_Ommfvv0?si=qoXynwdQeWk4i02V
ztux2tkn3y24
I pick this guy’s teacher too
Aimlockbelch
I had a French teacher who did exactly this. 20 girls and 2 boys in that class. Such a waste.
PhailRaptor
Statistically, wouldn't that be entrancing for at least 4 of the 22?
ShimmerinStrider
Someone likes a "Well put together dame"
MutteringMisanthrope
*broad..........
FestusMA
I saw a young woman dressed this way 10 or so years ago in an airport. It was either CDG or Schiphol I can’t remember which but she had the look head to toe and it was stunning. She was at the same restaurant I was in and it was like seeing living art.
HeyOP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcutgiGL18o
tallyhoho
Classy ladies never go out of style
ShimmerinStrider
Fucking TRUTH!
burentsu
Zetor
pareidoliaperson
#1 Damn that's how get your type.
KiddR78
This broad had sticks that went all the way up. The kind of dame that would make a priest kick a stained glass window.
lovehandlesmessiah
Her hair was a color of gold in an oil painting. She had a full set of curves and the kind of legs you'd like to suck on for a day. She was giving me a look I could feel in my hip pocket....That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say, "Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.
BrokenAnimal
That was pure poetry.
AyatollahBahloni
Now that's a film noir line if ever I saw one. +1
wadatahmydamie
"She had the kind of legs that kept her butt from resting on her shoes—a size-eight dame in a size-six dress and every mug in the joint was rooting for the two sizes to make a break for it as they watched her wiggle in the door and shimmy onto a barstool with her back to the door."
lovehandlesmessiah
wadatahmydamie
It’s the opening line from Noir, by Christopher Moore
xenjamin
Boys be horny.
TinyRavenFeathers
You know, maybe she liked feeling pretty for herself.
lovehandlesmessiah
And I am 100% FINE with that but, Jesus, Joseph and Mary: Read the room.
Wasnbo
I hear that, brother. Had a 7th grade teacher who had the biggest boobs I would see on ANY teacher, and she never tried too hard to hide the cleavage. Again, it's completely incorrect to BLAME her for us boys (and probably a few girls) looking... HOWEVER, COMMA...
lovehandlesmessiah
I remember seeing Kick-Ass and wondering where the hell they got into my head for that scene with his busty teacher. I see it as almost a force of nature: One hot teacher, many huge titties.
BrokenAnimal
I guess most have had that one teacher they had a crush on at some point. For me that was the substitute teacher I had in German class. Our normal teacher was an "older" lady (mid forties, so not really old, but I was 17 so...) that went on leave. As a replacement we got a beautiful 23 year old student that liked wearing very tight jeans. I was there for every. single. lesson. Didn't learn any German. It was only later I realised that 23 year old girls have NO interest in 17 year old boys.
StunttheRunt
TheobromineAddict
Yikes.
lovehandlesmessiah
I almost posted that as the Hayley Atwell example, and yes, she did once. I never wanted to be in detention so much in my life.
RealityInflicted
Ah, those sweet, innocent formative years.
thetagger
I think of all the education that I missed... but then my homework was never quite like this.
thefinpope
Would you say that you, perhaps, have it bad?
thetagger
Three times, in fact.
SWElewa
Maybe hot for teacher?
LeCoq1963
Your talking about when women's clothes were stylish
VastMajorityRule
The kinda legs you like to suck on for a week.
ricpaul
As a 14 year old I once had a denstists assistant with fishnet stockings and quite a short skirt lean over and against me during procedures. The fact I still remember this 40 years later says enough I think...
lovehandlesmessiah
There was an episode of Real Sex or some other NC-17 rated documentary show on cable where one woman was a lab scientist, but would wear leather corsets and bondage gear under her lab coat during the day. This was to remind the viewers they were watching a work of fiction, because I worked with many attractive lab nerds over the years and never once got the hint of naughtiness while they were pipetting at the bench.
ricpaul
Mine was actually at a university where regular treatment was done by students and checked by their teachers/professors during all my childhood. (I think my mother liked the idea of having a dentist that didn't rely for his second Ferrari on making up cavities in my molars). But in this specific instance I had to go to an entire different floor and section of the university building that I regularly went to.
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
I don’t remember nuns seeming sexy. At all.
lovehandlesmessiah
It definitely didn't apply to any nuns I had met. I recall one time a kid brought a porno mag to school, the nun teacher had confiscated it, and as I was walking back into my classroom to grab a forgotten book I saw her with another teacher leafing through it, with an almost too-curious look in their eyes. When my ex found out at one point I wanted to be a priest (before puberty), you wouldn't believe the number of naughty Catholic student punishment scenarios she started teasing me with....
mrose50
Then you haven't been paying attention.
lovehandlesmessiah