jekath

93305 pts ยท December 2, 2015


If you screen shot this and get it to the front page, you'll have made it to the front page. Go you!

My ex put mayo on bananas. You can judge her if you like. She's lovely, by the way, but that never sat right with me.

7 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've done my best as a parent...mostly done well, I think. But those times that I failed, they stay with me. Being stupid, too angry, yelling. Ive been a good parent. Except those times I wasn't and those times will keep gnawing at me. And it's my own bloody fault. I've apologized to my kids. They have forgiven me for my wrongdoings. Maybe, some day, I will too.

7 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My wife's cat would bite my feet every night when we first met and I started spending the night. The little bastard would wait until I slept and just charge my feet. That cat really was a prick. We have five cats now and I adore them, but that one, I didn't care much for.

7 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not anymore

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They did steal half of our island, so I guess we have a reason to. But, we aren't. It's ok. We found a compromise. No more snaps for the Canadians.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

At first, I was like - why is he so pissed about that? Then I figured, that not everyone knows or gets along with their wife's ex as I do. My wife and I both have children with our ex. I get along with her ex very well. Better than she does. But, that is rare, I know. Just took me half a second.

6 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I am sure he will have a permanent stay way lower than that.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drive too crazy where I live, and they'll take your car. Some of those cars have been really expensive. Some guy lost his super car driving it home after purchase. I think it was a Lamborghini. Drive intoxicated, too fast or a few other dumb things and you will lose the vehicle.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It really is true, there are like 9 cat designs. I swear I had that exact cat about 12 years ago. Even had two of him, from the same litter and pretty much carbon copies. It's nice to see him again.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can motion sickness when I'm driving the car. Those ladies can breast as boobily as they like - I'm not joining. Not that I expect them to invite me.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

This is called lordosis behaviour.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

From Denmark, and I concur.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I love Hopkins as Lecter. But Brian Cox is absolutely terrifying and I love him more. That movie is an absolute gem.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used it to get some dependency injection to work properly today. That's just boring, boilerplate code that I can't be bothered doing myself if the AI can fix it. So there.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss carrying my kids in my arms. Alas, such is life. They are in their 20s now. It's wonderful to see them grow up, but there's a sense of loss as well. But mostly wonder and love.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could put free beer and the cure for cancer and free puppies forever in a post here and someone would downvote.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read dozens of those. Pocket sized paper bag books. There were so many different ones. Ben and Bill. Carter... something, that had SO much boning. Most of it utter BS. I did like the Remo ones, but nothing was as good as Morgan Kane. Written by a Norwegian under the pen name Louis Masterson.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But, that's not what I said at all. So, I do agree with your point, but your point has little or even nothing to do with what I said.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm convinced they tell electricians how to do their job as well...those electricians with their fancy education surely know less than antivaxxx mom who has just watched a 20 minute YouTube video.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't like age limits at all. Everyone should be free to run and voters select who they want.
I do think I will stop voting when I turn 70, though. I'm 54 and have voted in every election for 36 years. At 70, I have had my say and I'll take my leave, letting the youngsters decide.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

While absolutely true, it can be a part of a healthy relationship to pretend sexual favors are reciprocation. There are people out there who have fun doing that.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

My wife only enters the kitchen to grab coffee. She hasn't cooked in a decade. I do the cooking. I also bake the bread. She doesn't like cooking and I do. Pretty simple stuff, really.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hacking is pretty much calling people or working temporarily as a cleaner. In movies, it's tapdancing on a keyboard with topless women prancing around and then you scream "I'm in" and something dumb in a silly accent.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How much longer, you think, until this no longer makes headlines? How long will it take, before everyone is so desensitized, it gets no clicks? The stories begin to go untold. Mother's cry at their children's coffins and only a handful of people grieve. What are you becoming, America?

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Oh, like the intelligence test on BBS's back in the day. Press alt-h. For you youngsters, that was the built in shortcut to hang up your modem and disconnect.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most people in the world would be better off if they did. I lived there for a few months and Norway is absolutely great. Friendly, safe, unbelievably beautiful. Sweden is just next door, so it's not all good, but you can live with that. Begrudgingly.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I know what her reply will be ๐Ÿ™‚

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is moving the goalposts. Screaming "are you a f*cking idiot?" is not just asking questions and what you did was not just pointing out that this was outdated art and claiming that it was, is borderline dishonest.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'm going to send this to my wife. Fingers crossed.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I am happy for both of you, but I would suggest anyone to try out different approaches before resorting to this one.

2 weeks ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0