davebarton315101

11280 pts · January 18, 2025


Do you have any idea how happy that boat sinking would make us, except for the one in the hat. I think she’s Carman Sandiago and she’s cool.

37 minutes ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Russia because nuclear war was a serious alternative, the whole point was to encourage restraint.

42 minutes ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually punching someone who spat at you in the face is an ancient ritual of nearly everybody.

2 hours ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

And they make lousy pets!

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The point is that “wounds “ are often catastrophic.

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are easier ways to circulate air in a room but I doubt that there are any better.

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His taxidermist should be proud!

5 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wounds can often be totally life changing, A quadruple amputee is merely wounded.

5 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He might be right.

20 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The greatest problem he’s going to face after the apocalypse is how to keep his guards from eating him.

20 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Inflatable submarine would be more impressive and you could use it as a pool float too.

20 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are we assuming they’re not really ICE? Doesn’t seem particularly uncharacteristic.

20 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Either that or it’s just sand on the beach.

20 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

VW Bugs.

20 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My buddies used to make better cars out of chopped be bugs.

20 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Check out the Monroville Mall, Dawn of the Dead, before they close it down.

20 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s why he depends on Natalie Harp, who must have her own special brand of crazy to post every vague brain cell discharge he experiences.

20 hours ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You have to respect an individual whose signature move is the speed waddle.

20 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What a great movie title!

21 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those poor deluded kids.

21 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Apparently the only advisor and friend he has is an over the top Israeli agent who’s with him nearly every minute he’s not at home. Brain damaged and being taken advantage of by an alien operative.

21 hours ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t enjoy an altercation with this guy. He’s not as big as Reacher, 6’5” but he’s still pretty big. Also he admits his bike is really loud which would bug me too, mines deliberately quiet.

21 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can’t imagine why the new Ayatollah won’t put on the bullseye tee shirt we sent him and step out into the open to say hi.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bag of Skittles.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If someone important or not, needs a wellness check then send police to do the check and bring back video proof! There’s no excuse for more delays.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would take one angry private with a grenade.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can see dropping them into Tehran, but we probably should give them some parachutes.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In 2028 the next president has to purchase this as the official portrait of Trump, the only portrait not burned.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I also have a favorite coffee cup, but I’m a bit scattered so I have two identical cups for when I misplace one. Planning is everything.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m really sorry, that’s a terrible task and I hope your insurance covers you.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1