dabum

8828 pts · April 8, 2014


well charlie i beat you to the front page. i think you owe me a prize.

My wife makes sure I see the nice butts and boobs we pass when we are in public together. When our 2nd kid was born one of the nurses had a nice ass so my wife had me switch which side of her I was on. She then whispered in my ear "check out her ass". She wanted me to have a better angle. Our kid was born 1 hour later.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

34, still do this very often. Just not with street signs, I lost some of my jump.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#49 is always the best in the dumps. Hi Pippin!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This exactly.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Was coming to comment this also. If it isn't her, this person certainly looks like her

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was 2 posts away when this clicked. Bravo.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm glad to have given it! Keep rocking, brother!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You look like Kyle Gass' equally awesome younger brother.
Also, Gwar is awesome and I'm glad you had fun!!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You'll be back to this one soon.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Shh! Marjorie Taylor Greene might hear you!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A llil dog vs Godzilla

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not the ones I keep around.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That might be true. But I like my non cunty family

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Sounds like you have a cunty family

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

My wife does this. Even when she was giving birth to our second child, she pointed out the nurse with a magnificent booty.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next rounds on me at the Abyss Bar!

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I just put mine in the fridge.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Much appreciated

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I keep telling people this. He is going to go down as the best president ever, if he keeps this up.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Ball rolled once, that's a strike. I'll fight for this dogs strike!

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You are truly ridiculous. What "reflex" did the dad have other than picking up his child that just walked to him?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Your comment is 35 minutes old and has not aged nearly as well as Helen has.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I'm a man lucky enough to have found a wife that big spoons nearly every night. If I didn't marry her already, I'd be marrying her asap.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

❤️

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That stew look fantastic. Thank you for helping me pick my dinner for later!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm fairly certain on a couple of occasions. If there is a heaven, this is what I'm asking about.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So... are you Deadpool?/s

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0