crackblind

68465 pts · November 28, 2015


I curse the man who introduced me to Imgur. But at least he gives me upvotes.

He did. They got special permission to do a fly over Veterans Stadium that day.

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Harold Lloyd was the solid #3 of the silent film comedians.

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Too bad losing in 2024 pretty much screwed him from being able to get nominated.

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As Madge used to say, "You're soaking in it."

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That's going to be one fun car ride home!

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Notice Jon jumped right in

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#4 It's going to be a lot of wives' first experience with a Fleshlight.

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Titficker

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Takes hate f**king to a higher level.

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The world would be so different if just once Fred said, "I love you."

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The fact that none of them have been smited is proof there is no god.

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His dad told him not to give up that job just in case his little music hobby didn't pan out. Glad to see he listened.

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Not as messy as serving dad breakfast in bed on Father's Day.

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Are they dentist approved?

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Don't people know that power strips have holes on the back so they can be hung on the wall? You vpca use the painter's tape trick for that (one of the actual useful tricks shown btw).

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I want to start leaving a roll of gift wrapped toilet paper in my friends bathrooms when I visit them.

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Costco shopping.

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Hey, my wife is as god made her!

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Put the seat down before you flush you heathen!

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I spent years getting mocked for my bidet. Then COVID hit. No one was laughing after that!

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That Charger was all, "Fuck this, I'm outta here."

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Someone has a very lucky grandpa.

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I was not expecting it to end that way.

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#10 Two visits to the dentist within days of each other? Do they think we're made our of money? Even if you have dental insurance, that could bankrupt you!

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Honestly, I was shocked it wasn’t here when I scrolled through the comments.

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Crap, I didn't need a new fetish.

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Neither my wife nor I drink coffee but we both grew up with parents who did and love waking up to the smell of coffee. Every so often we'd set a coffee maker to automatically make it in the morning. One time we did it when a friend stayed over. He grabbed a cup and told us it was one of the nastiest cups he ever had. We explained that we only did it for the smell and bought the cheapest stuff we could find. He thought it was the weirdest thing he'd ever heard.

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Hey, I got burned the first go around. They had what was possibly the best episode of the entire series before crapping the bed. I'm waiting to see how the landing goes this time.

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