Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 851

May 23, 2026 1:13 AM

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26 Man Tax: Ben Radcliffe

"How monotonously alike all the great tyrants and conquerors have been: how gloriously different are the saints." --C.S. Lewis

So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9

https://ko-fi.com/mememuseumcurator
Unable to work, zero income. Feel free to leave me a tip. Those that have, y'all are the bee's knees. You've honestly been my lifeline. For the couple people that have said I'm "scamming" people, I only get SNAP, so this money goes to things like TP, shampoo, laundry detergent, etc.

Tag me if you see an artist/creator you like whose work isn't getting seen as much as it should be! Or if you are an artist/creator and want me to post something of yours,
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#10 there's a cody on imgur

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 When it’s time for it to hatch, some guy brings them their baby in a little blanket sling

2 months ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

#10 The only Cody I used to know is Alexis now. So that's where she went. Not sure about the other Codys.

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

#4 It's going to be a lot of wives' first experience with a Fleshlight.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 what a life

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#13 She is Beauty. She is Grace. She’ll stick her starfish in your face.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

you should read @IHaveAGuyForEverything 's comment

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#22 https://imgur.com/O4AfUCk.mp4 this one made me laugh and it made me laugh harder that the url has fuck in it.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ha...i hadn't noticed that

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 - Because all that beautiful scenery don't have snacks.

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Also, that dog is most definitely asleep.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#17 No


She's holding *two* glue guns

2 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

With *zero* finger discipline!!!

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well that park doesn't sound very fun at all!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#17 guys she’s clearly Lara craft. Uncultured swine.

2 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

#19 A human terrarium is infinitely less interesting than literally any other animals' terrarium.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#10 Cody eyed Joe

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#13 she is beauty, she is grace. Now feed her or she’ll scratch your face.

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

You should read @allhailthegreatmoose 's comment

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 they go by Codithon

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or Codeigh.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Finnish Codithon sounds like a drunk slurring the Finnish word for "homeless". Considering the other comments about all Codys being homeless or in prison, I guess that tracks...

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#17 Lara Craft

2 months ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 3

First thing I thought of, had to look in the comments to see if it was already said... First comment. Nicely done.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Loom raider

2 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Winner

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Good news: #6 is older than AI so it's real!

2 months ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

I wonder about #13

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was suspicious too, but all the small details seem to make sense

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Too damned cute tho

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup, the background is clear and no strange looking items. The Grogu stuffy is a good indicator!

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#7 just capitalist propaganda to lower wages

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Had a fairly well paying desk job and got burned out. Started working a very physical temp job, but its wrecking my body. People keep suggesting I work customer service because it would be less physically demanding and not as complicated as my old job. Customer service? I'm not a masochist!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#14 Anyways, for this recipe, you'll need

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#1 Dogs apparently can't see very far away - about 900 meters (2950 ft) away for objects in motion, and 585 meters (1920 ft) for still objects.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I actually don't want to make money at all, I just want to make music and sometimes teh sex. Also, all the Cody's are mostly in jail by now

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 fuck that money shit. The older you get the more you realize what a scam this whole monetary system is.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#19 Alfred Hitchcock: I should make a movie.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

#4 My father father had an absurd am amount of dildoes for a man that never said a curse word stronger than damn in his life.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I should add he passed in 1999 so no internet. He had to buy them all in person.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#8 That's me today :D

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then here is a press of the button for you.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 prison, mostly.

2 months ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Every adult Cody I can think of is in prison or likely will end up in trouble with the law, multiple child support payments at best.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Based on the Codys I've known, at least a few of them likely took themselves out doing some kind of "hold my beer" stunt or activity.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The Cody I knew worked FOR the prison, and liked to punch his autistic wife.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's one I see when I volunteer at a food distro. Not sure if he's been to prison but at the moment he lives in a park. He's the only Cody I've met and I think of him every time I see this meme.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Every Cody I've met as an adult was recently released from prison. I mean, I work for a felon-friendly second chance company and that MIGHT slightly skew the results, but still...

2 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

That forces me to ask when did you get out again?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're out there meeting Codys like

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

#2 No, fuck you, I don't want to make money. I need to make money for the survival of myself and my family, and I'm okay with that, but I WANT to sail around the ocean studying cephalopods and trying weird food... With my wife and son and maybe a dog

2 months ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 1

Let’s all go in on a boat! I’ll start saving, check back in about a decade for my half.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I suspect the "wanna make money" is why that person isn't with someone who brings them peace. If your goal is wealth acquisition, you're going to be around and attract people who also have that goal, and they all seem fucking miserable to be around.

2 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Perhaps "make money" IS meant as "making enough money for my family", since today this requires a significant income. Perhaps it's also meant as "stable income", because you JUST want to make money and not think about hustle culture, career ladder, how to get a raise to compensate for inflation etc. Getting a decent, stable income at a decent job is also a kind of appreciation; something that many people do not get to experience and wouldn't even know is possible and can actually be nice.

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I currently make enough to afford us a comfortable living, but that's running out soon as my workplace is scheduled to close sometime next year, so this comment was partially just screaming into the void... You're probably right that the original intent of the meme wasn't "oh boy, can't wait to be a wage slave!" lol

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh I see that sucks, have a virtual hug and good luck.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got some bad news...

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Is it that you stopped reading my comment too early?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just making a joke, relax...

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0