Don't shoot the messenger but I'm gonna pull the trigger on this. I don't want to bring a knife to a gun fight but it's crazy how idioms about weapons are riddled into our lexicon. I don't want to go off half-cocked but I figured I'd bite the bullet and take the long shot. Maybe I'm a loose cannon and not listening to me is dodging a bullet, I probably shouldn't shoot off my mouth in case I shoot myself in the foot. I'm a straight arrow but sometimes giving your opinion online is a powder keg.
Hey, gimme one of those at a baseball game. 9 innings of stuffing my facehole with a big slobbering piece of meat? That's a good time and you can't tell me otherwise.
Baseball games are something different aren't they? Been to a lot of different major sporting events and to this day nothing compares to the cheap seats at Dodger stadium. DOJERS! Been a long time, I should go catch a game considering they're killing it.
Ohhh yeah. I've been to baseball games, American football games, international football games, hockey...
Most sports you rage during the game. Baseball, you have time between innings to get your $12 beer and rage then. Like I got my one and only "sports experience" during a Phillys game with my cousins and bro in law. Just all six of us rolled up to a beer stall, standoff with a local "Yo, you wanna go bish?" Next inning chimes and we just break...
The one thing I haven't experienced is the realness of futbol games in Europe. Its hard to fathom rivalries between teams where there might be people on either side who remember when they were literally bombing each other. I had an Italian friend long time ago took me with his family on vacation, young kids, we weren't allowed to go to the game. Too dangerous. Shit, I went to Raiders games in LA as a kid but those hooligans overseas are something else.
Although MLB games are like you said, especially the spoiled of weather like myself and all the LA Dodger fans. Its a picnic full of people having a blast and as a gringo who grew up around hispanic culture and admires/loves them its awesome when you find yourself in the middle of a spanish chant you don't understand but still drunkenly try to go along with. Its just a good day.
not alot of blue there but haven't been either, was talking about development stuff. has parks and museums and some touristy stuff. Lived in S Oklahoma for a little as a kid and it was lucky enough to have a walmart and mcdonalds in the town limits.
That would easily feed a family of 4. Feeding a family of 4 for $32-33 is a good deal, even more so at a stadium. "The Boomtown Chili Dog (also known as the Boomtown Coney) at ONEOK Field in Tulsa, Oklahoma, is a massive 2-foot-long, 1-pound hot dog. It is topped with 1 pound of chili, 1 pound of shredded cheese, a large chopped onion, and served with 3 pounds of seasoned French fries."
You'll be afraid of financial ruin with 2 of them... It's all about their growth spurt. Once they really start growing with puberty... I'm talking like 3 eggs, double hash browns, double bacon and a double waffle at waffle House for breakfast, then two complete meals (burgers AND fries) for lunch. And the kid isn't fat. He's 5'11" 180 lbs right now.
RevognahLacisum
The toilet is going to need therapy after this
Cactuskid69
Try speaking words fool.
Spikin
I would fall asleep immediately after eating that. Lol! But looks delish!
NightOwlRally
I couldn't financially recover from a sportsball mega hotdog
Imadethisaccounttopost
Eh, it's $35
TerenceBroxterman911
I’ll never financially recover from this
ELKronos
Orlandonuts
Does it come with Tums?
RainierAlt
Extra Strength
NaggersAnnoyMe
wisher1977
HandsomePenguin
Yes, nothing more American than getting diarrhea at a ball park.
LauchMan
Feeds a family of four.
gnomedeplume
A non-American family
FatBastardVegetarian
wadatahmydamie
Ilovetomakestuffup
downvote for the useless second part of the video
kaijuuGold
that glizzy no match for his guzzle nozzle
Aranon1183
How & why did folk start calling hotdogs "glizzies"?
Snaitf
in DC, 'glizzy' is a nickname for a Glock handgun, and local hot dog vendors adopted the name for hot dogs because of the shape, and it caught on.
ArchaeoEejit
Don't shoot the messenger but I'm gonna pull the trigger on this. I don't want to bring a knife to a gun fight but it's crazy how idioms about weapons are riddled into our lexicon. I don't want to go off half-cocked but I figured I'd bite the bullet and take the long shot. Maybe I'm a loose cannon and not listening to me is dodging a bullet, I probably shouldn't shoot off my mouth in case I shoot myself in the foot. I'm a straight arrow but sometimes giving your opinion online is a powder keg.
philcohed4
That is way too much food.
NotAllowedToArgueUnlessYouPay
If it doesn't have Cleveland Stadium Mustard on it, you lost me.
Geveg
That'll be 3 full days of every bathroom break being an immediate emergency.
FisheswithDynamite
That things way to messy and unwieldy, it's going to end in catastrophe.
duktayp
"feeds 4-5"
lopix
Wimp
BlancheTuttle
Yeah, 4-5 COWARDS!
Astral134
4-5 innings
thecollective01
Feeds 3? More like feeds me.
OriginalAndWitty
Minutes...
RecurringNightmare
yeah thats enough food for 3 days or so, ridiculous...
MiserableBustard
"They think it'll take me a whole hour to eat this?"
Keitterman
Maybe the people in the video are just really small?
sldunnph3
Get ready to call 911
AlwaysDownvoteDots
I'll take one, but I'll also need about a half pound of kraut and mustard on it. Oh, and a towel.
swedeonamoose
Dont even want to think about what that beast would cost at a stadium
SinStar87
net says 33 bucks, Boomtown Chili Dog at ONEOK Field in oklahoma.
ardtay
TheLordFoxington
Honestly not that bad
Ghostfox11
He snuck it in
tuckerx78
His fake ID that says "Love Sausage" finally paid off.
forcefulpuspus
The ol prison wallet continues to provide
Bastetsmorlock
Larktonguesinadicecup
Calm down, it was bagged.
BARose
I want a big chili cheese dog too!
freakdiablo
Hey, gimme one of those at a baseball game. 9 innings of stuffing my facehole with a big slobbering piece of meat? That's a good time and you can't tell me otherwise.
NotAllowedToArgueUnlessYouPay
You gotta' finish before the bun turns into a sopping mess. 2 innings, tops.
SisyphusRollin
Baseball games are something different aren't they? Been to a lot of different major sporting events and to this day nothing compares to the cheap seats at Dodger stadium. DOJERS! Been a long time, I should go catch a game considering they're killing it.
freakdiablo
Ohhh yeah. I've been to baseball games, American football games, international football games, hockey...
Most sports you rage during the game. Baseball, you have time between innings to get your $12 beer and rage then. Like I got my one and only "sports experience" during a Phillys game with my cousins and bro in law. Just all six of us rolled up to a beer stall, standoff with a local "Yo, you wanna go bish?" Next inning chimes and we just break...
SisyphusRollin
The one thing I haven't experienced is the realness of futbol games in Europe. Its hard to fathom rivalries between teams where there might be people on either side who remember when they were literally bombing each other. I had an Italian friend long time ago took me with his family on vacation, young kids, we weren't allowed to go to the game. Too dangerous. Shit, I went to Raiders games in LA as a kid but those hooligans overseas are something else.
SisyphusRollin
Although MLB games are like you said, especially the spoiled of weather like myself and all the LA Dodger fans. Its a picnic full of people having a blast and as a gringo who grew up around hispanic culture and admires/loves them its awesome when you find yourself in the middle of a spanish chant you don't understand but still drunkenly try to go along with. Its just a good day.
AustinJolly
Sebastopol140
This might be one of the best reversed gifs ever.
CptJohnYossarian
It's certainly stood the test of time.
knudude
And REVERSE!
keyblader1985
Is that not the same thing?
knudude
Fine, have something completely different :
wadatahmydamie
…you posted the same thing
knudude
And MORE reverse!
NotAllowedToArgueUnlessYouPay
WHoa
knudude
Back to reverse!
ananfro
I will never not giggle at this
LegosBearsAndSex
For real an oldie and a goldie.
AustinJolly
One of the best OG gifs out there.
ClutterMonkey
“Is it good” “Not really, but there is a lot of it.”
maskedrabbit
Its HOT and its READY
CenturyFerret
wtf are you even talking about? look at it! It
CenturyFerret
's fucking delicious!!!
Perkunas687
I used to be a "quantity vs quality" guy, but then my doc told me to change my ways :(
vicvalour
I can get 5lbs of bologna for the price of that salad
BurnieCinders
Your body told you to change your ways. Doc passed the message on.
ClutterMonkey
I’d fear he misses 80% of the game fighting industrial grade canned chili demons in the bathroom with one-ply toilet paper.
whiskeyhotel9889
"Alright, that will be $127.83, cash or card?"
sharK11
come to Metlife stadium! the architecture is a disaster but they let you bring in your own food as long as it fits in a ziplock 😄
ParaspriteHugger
*pulls deed through card reader*
AWarningToOthers
You want a $40 beer to wash it down?
nevernotsure
That seems too cheap
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
Well it was that on Thursday but there's inflation
fnordy
Mike Nelson, re: Snake Eyes: "Fortunately he is killed before he pays for his beer, saving his family's estate hundreds of dollars."
KillingTlme
Ass
lonelyrangerofthedreams
With no topping
BeaverOnFire
Second mortgage on the house...
SinStar87
net says 33 bucks, Boomtown Chili Dog at ONEOK Field in oklahoma.
MagnumRadhard
Not.... toooooooooo bad for a ballpark, I would do it.
WoodORama
NeoAcario
Damn right. Leaving that state 25yrs ago was the best decision I ever made.
SinStar87
mhmm, oklahoma sucks and is terribly sad. Hear OKC is ok for a red city.
TexMexHex
Yeah, even the medium level racists/nazis are ok!..../s
Lol
SinStar87
not alot of blue there but haven't been either, was talking about development stuff. has parks and museums and some touristy stuff. Lived in S Oklahoma for a little as a kid and it was lucky enough to have a walmart and mcdonalds in the town limits.
rudejohn
That would easily feed a family of 4. Feeding a family of 4 for $32-33 is a good deal, even more so at a stadium. "The Boomtown Chili Dog (also known as the Boomtown Coney) at ONEOK Field in Tulsa, Oklahoma, is a massive 2-foot-long, 1-pound hot dog. It is topped with 1 pound of chili, 1 pound of shredded cheese, a large chopped onion, and served with 3 pounds of seasoned French fries."
crackblind
That's going to be one fun car ride home!
Mountaineer30680
A family of 4, or my 16 y/o defensive tackle son...
rudejohn
I'm terrified of when my sons get into their teenage years... they're only 8 and 10 right now and both eating more than I do at restaurants.
Mountaineer30680
You'll be afraid of financial ruin with 2 of them... It's all about their growth spurt. Once they really start growing with puberty... I'm talking like 3 eggs, double hash browns, double bacon and a double waffle at waffle House for breakfast, then two complete meals (burgers AND fries) for lunch. And the kid isn't fat. He's 5'11" 180 lbs right now.