Only way you'll get me to a sporting event

May 22, 2026 5:23 PM

MadJuansReturn

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The toilet is going to need therapy after this

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Try speaking words fool.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would fall asleep immediately after eating that. Lol! But looks delish!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I couldn't financially recover from a sportsball mega hotdog

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Eh, it's $35

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’ll never financially recover from this

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Does it come with Tums?

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Extra Strength

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

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2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yes, nothing more American than getting diarrhea at a ball park.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Feeds a family of four.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A non-American family

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2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

downvote for the useless second part of the video

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

that glizzy no match for his guzzle nozzle

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How & why did folk start calling hotdogs "glizzies"?

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

in DC, 'glizzy' is a nickname for a Glock handgun, and local hot dog vendors adopted the name for hot dogs because of the shape, and it caught on.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't shoot the messenger but I'm gonna pull the trigger on this. I don't want to bring a knife to a gun fight but it's crazy how idioms about weapons are riddled into our lexicon. I don't want to go off half-cocked but I figured I'd bite the bullet and take the long shot. Maybe I'm a loose cannon and not listening to me is dodging a bullet, I probably shouldn't shoot off my mouth in case I shoot myself in the foot. I'm a straight arrow but sometimes giving your opinion online is a powder keg.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That is way too much food.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it doesn't have Cleveland Stadium Mustard on it, you lost me.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That'll be 3 full days of every bathroom break being an immediate emergency.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That things way to messy and unwieldy, it's going to end in catastrophe.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"feeds 4-5"

2 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Wimp

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, 4-5 COWARDS!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4-5 innings

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Feeds 3? More like feeds me.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Minutes...

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

yeah thats enough food for 3 days or so, ridiculous...

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"They think it'll take me a whole hour to eat this?"

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Maybe the people in the video are just really small?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get ready to call 911

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll take one, but I'll also need about a half pound of kraut and mustard on it. Oh, and a towel.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dont even want to think about what that beast would cost at a stadium

2 months ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

net says 33 bucks, Boomtown Chili Dog at ONEOK Field in oklahoma.

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Honestly not that bad

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He snuck it in

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

His fake ID that says "Love Sausage" finally paid off.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The ol prison wallet continues to provide

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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Calm down, it was bagged.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I want a big chili cheese dog too!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, gimme one of those at a baseball game. 9 innings of stuffing my facehole with a big slobbering piece of meat? That's a good time and you can't tell me otherwise.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You gotta' finish before the bun turns into a sopping mess. 2 innings, tops.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Baseball games are something different aren't they? Been to a lot of different major sporting events and to this day nothing compares to the cheap seats at Dodger stadium. DOJERS! Been a long time, I should go catch a game considering they're killing it.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ohhh yeah. I've been to baseball games, American football games, international football games, hockey...

Most sports you rage during the game. Baseball, you have time between innings to get your $12 beer and rage then. Like I got my one and only "sports experience" during a Phillys game with my cousins and bro in law. Just all six of us rolled up to a beer stall, standoff with a local "Yo, you wanna go bish?" Next inning chimes and we just break...

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The one thing I haven't experienced is the realness of futbol games in Europe. Its hard to fathom rivalries between teams where there might be people on either side who remember when they were literally bombing each other. I had an Italian friend long time ago took me with his family on vacation, young kids, we weren't allowed to go to the game. Too dangerous. Shit, I went to Raiders games in LA as a kid but those hooligans overseas are something else.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Although MLB games are like you said, especially the spoiled of weather like myself and all the LA Dodger fans. Its a picnic full of people having a blast and as a gringo who grew up around hispanic culture and admires/loves them its awesome when you find yourself in the middle of a spanish chant you don't understand but still drunkenly try to go along with. Its just a good day.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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This might be one of the best reversed gifs ever.

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It's certainly stood the test of time.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And REVERSE!

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Is that not the same thing?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fine, have something completely different :

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

…you posted the same thing

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And MORE reverse!

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WHoa

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Back to reverse!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will never not giggle at this

2 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

For real an oldie and a goldie.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One of the best OG gifs out there.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

“Is it good” “Not really, but there is a lot of it.”

2 months ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 1

Its HOT and its READY

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

wtf are you even talking about? look at it! It

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

's fucking delicious!!!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to be a "quantity vs quality" guy, but then my doc told me to change my ways :(

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I can get 5lbs of bologna for the price of that salad

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Your body told you to change your ways. Doc passed the message on.

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I’d fear he misses 80% of the game fighting industrial grade canned chili demons in the bathroom with one-ply toilet paper.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Alright, that will be $127.83, cash or card?"

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come to Metlife stadium! the architecture is a disaster but they let you bring in your own food as long as it fits in a ziplock 😄

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*pulls deed through card reader*

2 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

You want a $40 beer to wash it down?

2 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

That seems too cheap

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Well it was that on Thursday but there's inflation

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mike Nelson, re: Snake Eyes: "Fortunately he is killed before he pays for his beer, saving his family's estate hundreds of dollars."

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ass

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

With no topping

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Second mortgage on the house...

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

net says 33 bucks, Boomtown Chili Dog at ONEOK Field in oklahoma.

2 months ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Not.... toooooooooo bad for a ballpark, I would do it.

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Damn right. Leaving that state 25yrs ago was the best decision I ever made.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

mhmm, oklahoma sucks and is terribly sad. Hear OKC is ok for a red city.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Yeah, even the medium level racists/nazis are ok!..../s

Lol

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

not alot of blue there but haven't been either, was talking about development stuff. has parks and museums and some touristy stuff. Lived in S Oklahoma for a little as a kid and it was lucky enough to have a walmart and mcdonalds in the town limits.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That would easily feed a family of 4. Feeding a family of 4 for $32-33 is a good deal, even more so at a stadium. "The Boomtown Chili Dog (also known as the Boomtown Coney) at ONEOK Field in Tulsa, Oklahoma, is a massive 2-foot-long, 1-pound hot dog. It is topped with 1 pound of chili, 1 pound of shredded cheese, a large chopped onion, and served with 3 pounds of seasoned French fries."

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's going to be one fun car ride home!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A family of 4, or my 16 y/o defensive tackle son...

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm terrified of when my sons get into their teenage years... they're only 8 and 10 right now and both eating more than I do at restaurants.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You'll be afraid of financial ruin with 2 of them... It's all about their growth spurt. Once they really start growing with puberty... I'm talking like 3 eggs, double hash browns, double bacon and a double waffle at waffle House for breakfast, then two complete meals (burgers AND fries) for lunch. And the kid isn't fat. He's 5'11" 180 lbs right now.

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