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mickeybond
#25 What is this from?
StarscreamAndHutch
#5 he fucked the snake on the first day.
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
#3 omg someone is going to prison
TresusIbor
#3 Santa delivering presents in 'Nam with this one.
SalmonTheWise
This year everyone is getting an active shooter drill for Christmas.
TupacAintDead
#27 GILF
crackblind
Someone has a very lucky grandpa.
JackIsLacking
#50 hot damn that is amazing.
savomiljic09
APPROVED
DragonBjorne
#1 How to get back at your man…
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
#32 wish the cat was running the other way, so it looked like it was the cause
nomnamless
I was waiting for the branch to break and send them flying on the back swing into the ground or that podium
CitrusyGarlic
#12 - Guys will write, animate, voice-act, and score an entire cartoon instead of going to therapy
TheEvilPlatypus
#12 Full Video https://youtu.be/FgwfObY-WDQ?si=MMcCnvQezGExN4VL
CitrusyGarlic
#10 - This song will never not be a part of my daily rotation, I adore every beat of it
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
#27 she was in college when that song came out.
Blakeadelic
#50 Man, Vivaldi was rocking way before rock was “officially” invented.
These women are tremendously talented—anyone know who they are?
AnimalRescueGuy
No, they refuse to answer any of my texts. So hurtful.
Blackmetalhappiness
It's ok to cry.
Dimension09
https://youtu.be/Nyou8mEJm0M?si=SK423rI00DQlDVO5 I love the visuals of this style
Blakeadelic
Awesome. It’s such a beautiful piece.
divingin
Salut Salon. Quite a bit of Youtube content. And yes, very talented.
LadyNaween
Salut Salon https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC53Uak4OtJKKVM6WTOw3zJg
Blakeadelic
Thanks for the info! Looks like they are very busy performing in practically every German town and city over the next couple of years. Sounds like a great reason to go to Germany!
xxxnaked
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
#32 thank God for our Cat First Responders 🙏 🙌
Cranbananarama
#1 An attempt was made. I'm just not sure what was being attempted.
WilsonFisk
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eTBmejVnancwYjNya3o2ZnRvdjRsZWI3azFxMzlleWlzeXpiczAyNyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o8doT9BL7dgtolp7O/200w.webp Exquisite dump
MCpeepantz
#11 https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y3Y4ZXlhdTRieGxzd3I3eDNoOHo0Y2p6dzhrYnJud3RvNWpnbTQzMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/x9wOCLZEsDNRhvJEkb/200w.webp
lurksalotcommentssome
I’d love to reenact that with my spouse!
MCpeepantz
Well, may your and her emotions melt as much as this guys skin from Robocop!
TupacAintDead
#22 what kind of fucking tree is that?
leviking
#32 Are chainsaws out of fashion, or what's happening here?
Shpadoinkleman
Looks like lightning struck the tree.
NinjaCongo
#35
WigsDannyboy
Poppypoppoppop
#3 Just to be clear. They are NO indoors fireworks. Just human stupidity.
jimmythehat1
#17 Does anyone ever actually use the dick hole in underwear? I just pull it down some and go up and over the top
Shpadoinkleman
Honestly I just push the elastic down and hook it under my balls. I don't think I've ever used the hole.
Kbantar
I think when I was very young I tried using it. But it just led to stretched out underwear and subsequent accidental popping out. So it doesn't work as designed, IMO.
honeybadgersRus
#5 is a mangrove snake
Rear-fanged snakes have specialized teeth at the back of the jaw rather than the front. To envenomate, they latch onto their target, allot like Drenger.
After about 1 second dude started getting venom dumped into his baby maker. While not typically lethal, their neurotoxic venom is medically significant. A successful bite causes intense swelling, localized pain, and likely tissue damage.
Aka a bad day
ForrestDwellingDonkey
Intense swelling you say...
rezpawner
I think we all instinctively knew it was a bad day, but now we know just how much worse it really was.
TheFoodBaby
Intense swelling you say....
jwhang67
No. It's a trouser snake.
WhiteyHead
Keep the swelling, take away the pain. - Ritchie Benaud
GoodEarthBetweenMyToes
My friend wants to know if you can lose the pain and tissue damage, but keep the swelling.
fastjeff
Come back on Tuesday, it’s a little safer unless you’re on a bus or at the local library.
meskarune
I heard that women are more likely to get bit by snakes on their ankles and men are more likely to get bit on the waist and up because they pick up snakes.
mcglirkymeow
A little vodka on their snout makes them release pretty quick. Works on quite a few snakes.
zombiejedediah
Shoo, Florida man
mcglirkymeow
Not American, not a dude. Just know sneks and their aversion vodka, silly serpents.
ninjarabbit
Don't go into the jungle without your safety vodka
peterchen
Do we have to go through the safety training *again*? The rules are clear, no alcohol on the factory floor!
Nomestoo
#7 That made me flinch.
accidentalnecromancer
I can't stop wondering what he thought would happen haha
Bombofclusterfucks
#32 the cat running at the end absolutely sent me 🤣
Kbantar
It is weird to see cats run toward what they normally consider the safe place even when it's nearer the danger to where they started.
LespritDeLescalier22
Look for the helpers. They’re the ones running towards danger to help those in need
jojosburritoadvantages
I never realized it was there before! Lol
Thresholdpush
#22 Rope is made out of unobtanium.
NovemberIndiaCharlieKilo
Rope is surprisingly strong Rope Strength Tables | Denver Rope https://share.google/vf9ngCoBF2bWsbpEV
crackblind
I was not expecting it to end that way.
TomBrokaw
and the tree branch
Thresholdpush
Indeed. If they were simply holding the rope static without the swing, how much would they weigh all together? Then you add the momentum of the swing at it's peak. I thought the whole tree was gonna fall over.