Tom40

185964 pts · November 19, 2013


I'm a middle aged, middle class white guy in the suburbs. What else do you want to know?

I’m afraid you’ll have to be more specific

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Harry Potter sauce? Is that Cream of Sum Yun Gui?

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I’ve got 99 problems. Money wouldn’t solve all of them, just 83 or so.

4 days ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

A1 Steak Sauce?

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It’s always an interesting coincidence that every time this is tried, only the people in charge have needs and everyone else only has ability.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I’m not sure how this was supposed to work

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, when the President does it, that means that it is not illegal.

1 week ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Modern problems…

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Swiggity swooty?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aside from the obvious touch ups, it looks to me like the left side of his face is drooping, like after a stroke. Could be a weird camera angle I guess.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

“Both sides” indeed. Rolls eyes.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

With American healthcare, wouldn’t be surprised if it was partly because she still had payments remaining on the iron lung and insurance wouldn’t cover a replacement.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses

3 weeks ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

And that doesn’t include all the wars he stopped by not starting them in the first place

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Depends

4 weeks ago | Likes 324 Dislikes 1

Is the summary just “This could have been an email“ ?

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Evil Beaver would be a great band name

1 month ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

And I replied to the wrong comment

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Evil Beaver would be a great band name

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Literally dumber than pond scum

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And Umbridge

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And if the DNC listened to Democrat voters then Bernie would have been the candidate in 2016.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

The fifth richest needs to up his game?

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A double entendre, both an ACAB and a BLM reference.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn, I usually have to pay someone to pet my peeve.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I can verify that I am way more productive more than I was in 1975. First grade just wasn’t that economically productive for me.

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