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therealikstemtegen
Spoiler ALERT!
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
Voldemort couldn't kill a baby.
quade
Meanwhile, teenage Ratcliffe is like, "sup, yo."
genida
And a little faux-twitter on top, currently a good indicator a robot vomited this out of a repost-machine.
InTheMidnightHourMemesMemesMemes
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Redshadow09
salty much XD granted I hate her character very much but if it wasn't for Voldemort she would not have been who she was. Just like In Warhammer. We say, "FUCK EREBUS" Not "Fuck Horus"
joshcrimson
The series wrote Voldemort to be the most evil and Umbridge to be the most hated but it turns out the author ended up taking both titles.
mistersartori
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
And it turns out the biggest villain was the author.
TodleyOddley
Harry Potter and the Malignant Tumour.
honeybadgersRus
Give the guy a break, he spent thirteen years as a piece of soul jerky and needed the PR.
GravyEducation
Guy spends 9 months at minimum being suffocated to near death with the turban of a guy who has habitual flop sweat. That's Guantanamo shit
WigglyBlondeNoodle
Don't forget the year he spent only being able to talk to an 11 year old girl.
Badprenup
If it's your choice to do that it's no longer torture, it's just a masochistic fetish.
NM156
Not when you can just say her name, unlike He Who Cannot Be Named! Which do you think makes a better headline? hmmm
GravyEducation
Fuck you Rita Skeeter
lackinglife
It's weird when you think about it. The entire wizarding world was scared of the man who was like 0 and 6 against one slightly proactive child.
jackal12345
And who was a complete idiot. That whole seven horcrux thing could've killed him from the beginning as it had only been done once before and the man only split his soul into a single object. There was zero reason to test that let alone put them in super famous objects.
GravyEducation
Right why would you not just take like a coin and then throw it into the Mariana Trench or wizard yeet it into space
herrcane
"Harry Potter and the Cursed Voyager Probe"
GravyEducation
He was a lot more before he fought a baby. He should've quit before he fought a baby.
Tom40
And Umbridge
3Davideo
Umbridge was an author self-insert
graehall
qtRaven
tmdkcyotes8
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Harm
I read this with AILaughAtMyOwnJokes and I absolutely cackle.
Harm
With her voice*, dammit.
TheDogEnd
"Listen here you dumb bitch!"
Sneertm
And Harry had a crush on her. uhh Daniel had a crush.
Drachin
Meanwhile the real villain is the author...
idiotsonfire
Ah yes, a character from the franchise written by the woman who hates women.
WhattaMattahYou
She defines us just like Andrew Tate does; as fuckholes with legs
idiotsonfire
Apparently she picked Hermoine's name with the hope that she got as few people bullied as possible, because her intent was to write Hermoine to be the target of bullying and to be intolerable. Harry and Ron are just fucking bullies. Neville, the Chang sisters, even Argus Filch, they're all just props to get bullied. Hell, Filch is this guy who can't do magic, where there was a scene where Harry and Ron snuck into his room, and found a bunch of letters of him trying to convince the schoolteachers
idiotsonfire
to teach him magic and the rejection letters are rifled through by the two, then are used to mock Filch as a loser for being a person without magic inherently that's trying to learn it, desperately. Then there's a scene where one of them casts a spell on a girl to give her permanent warts on her face forever. This isn't even getting into the fact that Rowling gave herself a male psuedonym so it would sound like this was coming from a man. A naturally gifted, rich child becomes a cop.
idiotsonfire
Fuck Harry Potter. Fuck the whole franchise.
allergictocantaloupe
A little funny that Voldemort "lived" to 71 (spending nearly 14 years mostly dead). He was only walking around for 57 years. For a guy obsessed with immortality, his lifespan was below average at best.
Grimmrog
Is it? Maybe being split up counts for each part
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
And Hitler was black haired, average height and build. And yet he bleated on about the blonde, blue eyed, tall and ripped ubermensch being the only acceptable form of human. Fascists are rarely consistent.
Sensiblyinteresting
Everyone has a type
Fyreworx
yes i believe that is supposed to be the whole point. he spent his life chasing immortality and lose what little time he had instead.
GravyEducation
But snek friend tho
Leonon
And yet his obsession lost him even that.
GravyEducation
No more snek friend :(
stevestevensonthesteve
It's also funny because his hated rival Dumbledore lived well beyond 100 and would have lived longer had he not been cursed by that ring.
MauroMolinero
it wasn't immortality it was invulnerable to being killed as long as he had horrocruxes, he was basically a lich with 7 phylacteries.
allergictocantaloupe
He was obsessed with being effectively unkillable, and tried to get his hands on the Philosopher's Stone. The stone was partly for his resurrection and survival, but it also allowed Nicholas Flamel to live 666 years. Trying to not be killable and trying to get a thing that'll let you live forever qualifies, I think, being obsessed with immortality.
MauroMolinero
if he was so obsessed with immortality why didn't he just made a second philosopher stone? is he stupid?
allergictocantaloupe
He didn't make the first one. Nicholas Flamel never told anyone how to make it, so Voldemort didn't know how to make one. Presumably they tried and failed to find/kidnap/torture the info out of him, but didn't succeed. He was working with Dumbledore, and probably incredibly powerful in his own right. He might have successfully hidden the fact that he created it from the world entirely. Hard to steal it if you don't know it exists. There's also Fidelius Charm and other such mechanisms.
MauroMolinero
a 11 yo muggle born girl found out about its existance in two weeks just by rummaging the school library.
dreyfusslugado
I like to refer to the series as "Hermione Granger and the Boy Who Got All the Credit"
urusername2
I like to refer to the series as "Don't give money to this bigot!"
Sechran
The Trustfund Avenger and his Peasant Superfriends.
GravyEducation
Hagrid and Friends? Anybody? No?
qtRaven
bitemark
At least Harry acknowledges in a later movie, when they ask him to secretly train the other students, he admits he would've died long ago if it wasn't for his friends and a bit of luck
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
"OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT!"
Someshithead241
These are stacked in the wrong order and I hate it.
pfunk81
I too read from the top down and took me a minute to realize they are in the reverse order.
50m31AW
Nah, it's correct. Look at which direction the the Scholastic S logo and year numbers are: if you were to rotate the stack 90° clockwise so that they'd be sitting upright on the shelf, the years would read 1-7 left to right as normal. Despair no longer, for the box set was just rotated so that we could read the spine titles without getting a neck cramp
Someshithead241
No, I don't mean to flip them. I mean they are stacked with the last book on the top, rather than the bottom. Which is dumb, because it means that you need to lift the whole stack if you want to read the first book, which is the most common for a reread.
Now it could be argued that if you are rereading the series you could just jenga it, slide out the bottom then put on top when finished and repeat, which would reset the stack with a full reread. However, if you are like me and tend to start but
Someshithead241
Not finish a series reread, and instead stop in the middle, that method would leave you with a misordered stack. Which putting the last book on the bottom means you have to constantly lift the stack, it becomes easier to order and easier to lift as you are only lifting half as you read through and can replace book 3 as you take book 4, for example.
If you stop half way through, you can simply replace 4 into its proper place or keep it out because you're definitely going to get back to it
50m31AW
No, I understood that the last one on top is what annoys you. I was explaining that the reason they're that way is bc the books *are* in the correct order for being on the shelf
Here's the same exact picture, just rotated 90°. All 7 books are in the correct order in the box set sleeve, the way you would have them on the shelf. Everything is in the correct order, it's just annoying to read the spines that way, so the meme was rotated so you could actually read it