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Jun 14, 2026 4:27 PM
ReasonableIsomig
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PullShporttel
https://imgur.com/bM3JKnw
decarnatedame
Selfawerewolf
Tiktok is a series of silos where cults build themselves out of nothing but a collective need for attention. The only way to beat it is to remove yourself from it.
teslagnome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE
LiterallyAWizard
We just now discovering sarcasm, then?
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Oooh, wait til they find out about Mint.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Maybe bamboo shoots too.
SixSixxtySix
Garlicmaxing
rolliefingers
I found this one weird trick to use oxygen to turn food into energy, converting that oxygen to carbon dioxide in the process, which I exhale. I call it breathing, and I use it about 20,000 times a day!
cousteau
Pro tip: that CO2 can be captured by plants (you don't even need to collect it, they already take care of that), and BAM! They turn it into more food.
Florafiel
spitfires2000
cousteau
Came here just to upvote this because I knew it'd be here.
darthstormer
See that over there? It's MADE of chicken!
danielsan1977
You kill it, you got free chicken. Or don't kill it, fucking eggs come out of their arses. Fuckin' 'ell.
dpat13
That is bs because you plant garlic in September and it isn’t ready until July. This is not a throw it in the ground and watch it come up unless you have a lot of time
pullingsixty
It's much quicker if you can control the forces of nature, or time itself.
ChiLLeCheeze
My druid powers from DnD will come in handy! I can imagine them just growing fast and eating my enemies!
pullingsixty
I've got visions of Triffids fenced in on a rainy night, waiting for commands.
Skuggen
That's nothing. Did you know milk comes from cows?! So if you buy a cow you'll get free milk forever!
pullingsixty
Not quite forever, close, 3 or 4 years.
Meatpopsical
And cream cheese!
Malak224
And maybe steaks and burgers later!
InitHello
Cheeseburgers. Some assembly required.
BeKindNWipeYourBehind
Hearing people refer to basic skills and techniques as "hacks" really pets my peeve.
DragonThunderUndertaking
Well good news! you can avoid it with this one simple hack...
NemoPseudonymWuzHere
Oh, are we doing 'Lifehacking' now?
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Am I doing it right?
TheWeebleWobler
It really whisks my whiskers.
HandoB4Javert
I eat more garlic than I can grow in the space I have.
Canigetbannedagain2
I hate those videos that are like "boil water, add hotdogs, buns, ketchup, and mustard, all at once, save time and cook everything in 5 minutes, (voice over, EXCELLENT FOOD)."... this shit needs to stop.
jbrightmans
Hack: if you dry your clothes on a sunny day, you don't have to pay for sunshine
emu314159127001
Once upon a time, they used to call those "hints" or "tips." Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Hekatombe
Who would do that? Hacks! That's who
BeKindNWipeYourBehind
Hahahaha, this made me laugh out loud, thank you.
defaultname2000
"hack" - either totally normal thing, or impractical/wrong/illegal
FPAlpha
The best one i saw recently was an article about this "new and innovative way" to help propel cargo ships by installing big sheets to catch the wind.
Yes, they invented sails. Again.
leviaton
It really rustles my jimmies
Ghlargh
When the term first started getting traction i saw several viral videos of people showing off "life hacks" that were literally just following the instructions on a package...
azazyel
I really think that some people just don't know how easy/not complicated some things are to do. They build stuff up in their head, 'I'll need to buy this, schedule time for that, hire this person to do this.' Then someone tells them, you just need to get this then do this and done. So it is a hack to them.
nurmich
As a hack, you can block people online who use the word in that way and avoid seeing them do that in the future.
CaptainThePirate
Sounds like hack advice.
Tom40
Damn, I usually have to pay someone to pet my peeve.
Heelcat70
i have to pay people to hold my grudge and take it for walks.
Mostlydeadpool
has it been a good peeve? does it deserve a good petting? oh wait, hold up, is this cash or charge?