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Che07
Imagine being outwitted by two bodies of water, Strait of Hormuz and Reflecting Puddle.
RetiredLaserMan
comparing him to a single-celled organism is insulting to the single-celled organism!
Ilickedthecinnabar
Not like the algae had a very high bar to pass...
ChazzK
Nah. William Henry Harrison was beaten by a (or a group of) single-celled organism(s) after spending most of a month trashing his immune system by spending all day in frigid rain, not changing his clothes, and having a lot of early-19th-century treatments like prescribed alcohol and BLOODLETTING.
Trump's defeat is just that much more humiliating because he's still cognizant enough to realize it.
Randomice
That's still one braincell more than he has.
CallMeMcGyver
The fucking idiot is continuously being outwitted by inanimate objects, of course algae is going to outwit him... a fucking umbrella did.
bamcobra
I remember that.
nik282000
Bush Jr was almost killed by an inanimate pretzel.
Gindy4
Condor3615
Tom40
Literally dumber than pond scum
woozle
he's blaming people for sabotaging it. Bitch, YOU sabotaged it.
Oblok
Less than cell... He was outwitted by Covid.
PumpkinDriver5
Normal people would just let the pool be the pool and not worry about it.
Then there’s this fucking guy.
Madchant
Don't forget he got outflanked by a SARS-virus too.
11Weasel11
Twice if you count COVID 19.
nimeton0
MAGA: Making Algae Grow Again!
futhor
This is the plot to War of the Worlds
mjrosenb
William Henry Harrison died due to an infection a month into his term.
Schoctane
Harrison, atleast, had the decency to die.
FlaminkoFactor
Was 14 million of taxpayer money wasted on a no-bid contract awarded to your buddy? No problem! Just blame others, spend more of other people's money to fix this easily avoidable issue, and throw in a billion dollar ballroom just to really stick it to the libs. Isn't it fun to live with zero consequences and unfettered access to the taxpayer's pockets? Thanks maga morons!
thrashingcows
Not much of a battle really….
Zapathasura
The art of the peel.
pachyderm
Brilliant
Wholivesinapineappleunderthetree
Drain that Swamp
Luked0g440
In his case, it's definitely not the art of appeal.
petpet3d
JimSpectre
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
SploogeMcDuck316
There's a post from reddit I think, where a user commented on an old photo of when they were laying down the paint for the pool and he said they were doing it wrong and it would peel in 5 years.... of course the timeline moved up quite a bit.
Pentjotal
Reddit, they should have gone on Reddit and ask how not to fuck it up, not even joking
VindictiveBathToaster
He is now trying to shift the blame for his shitty decision onto others by calling his failure “vandalism” then having the National Guard arrest people for daring to touch the paint chunks floating on the surface.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Can't even win a war against algae...
thanatos777
Look, Trump is a piece of shit, but William Henry Harrison died 31 days into his term from enteric fever, a bacterial infection. Taylor almost certainly died of a bacterial infection, too, like a year and a half into his term.
Hovencl00f
Many millions of single celled organisms, but yes, outwitted. He first claimed that he knew some pool, digging expert, but then he hired a corrupt dweeb that looked like he came from Central Casting. Will the Pool ever be American Flag blue? I deem this doubtful.
Ecclaseus
William Henry Harris and Zachary Taylor would like a word.
thanatos777
Apparently, I'm not the first one to think of this. :P
Awmph
"He's just so stupid. He's so breathtakingly stupid that the above statement is all it takes for every person reading this to know exactly who I'm talking about."
—Kumail Nanjiani
ElbowDeepInUserSub
President Harrison: Am I a joke to you?
vonHoopla
Getting jumped is not the same as getting outsmarted though.
Zapathasura
If only Trump had followed Harrison's example and fell of the face of the planet after only 32 days
Kyzyl
In his previous term, he was outwitted by a virus.
TinyLiehon
Which is crazy cause has there ever been a sitting president who didn't get re-elected during a war? He had the perfect crisis handed on a platter to him. Just step up and declare war on Covid. Unite the nation and he'd have had his re-election in the bag. No clue how you could miss such an obvious opportunity
crazyspelling
The heritage foundation got really excited about the idea of blue voters packed together in cities getting sick and dying while all the red rural voters had built-in social distancing.
TinyLiehon
Crazy thinking. They could've converted those to red voters and gotten 8 consecutive years. Now they had Jan 6th to spin
CallMeMcGyver
A few days ago he was outwitted by the snap button on the ribbon of the medal of honor he was awarding... he ended up half-ass folding enough to stay in place... wasn't even a knot like the press keeps saying, it was just a half loop smooshed together like a toddler did it.
Eleshar24
Old news. He got outwitted by covid 6 years ago.
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
I mean that was a virus, so in a way he's moved up a weight class. Next year he might try to win a fight against some myxozoa.
Eleshar24
I mean... he's moved up a weight class and it shows.
Germhole
One of the times fat shaming is allowed, and not just because he's in the Epstein Files.
jimmythehat1
I'd prefer he fight and lose to some fungi... because he'd be in the ground dead and a rotting corpse.
BHPaperstacks
I dont want zombie clicker possibly Trump becoming a thing, though at this point it might actually help improve his garbled speech patterns.
SploogeMcDuck316
I mean he also got outsmarted by paint.
kurvarVillain
This comment is gold. +1 :)
gilliamv
Sure it's gold? I'm not sure if it's blue or green!
LiamRobertsonjr
I was comng here to make that comment. Glad to see others kniw this.