COME ON, MAN! I NEED THAT SHIT!!!
Passports at the ready, lads
Welcome to the Bay Area
What if that door opened and instead of Darth Maul standing there it was this guy
Ooftah
My people.
Fly high, Sky King
I go weak in the knees for a drummergirl
You haven’t had a Red Bull like the real Thai Red Bull
Biscuit maker in training
Every time.
SNS
Well said, plaque.
To whom it may concern
You know it’ll happen
If u do this, go fuck yoursef
Padre got rhythm!
A kid w a crayon designed it.
My mom and my sister flew into Hawaii yesterday. They had to sleep in the airport last night
My coworker dressed her bearded dragon in a wizard costume and it’s the most adorable fkn thing ever
It is possible to make no mistakes and still lose
I’m not gonna lie, that first day was a BITCH
My first attempt at building a Falcon ou of a random kit:)
Fitted.
It’s the little things
It’s a beautiful day so I took my Djembe to the lake to play
Imgur, allow me to introduce you to Winston Churchill
Greta Thungberg has released a pre-recorded video indicating that herself and members of the flotilla have been kidnapped by Israel
The CDS bestowed upon me an illegally smol void. Imgur, allow me to introduce you to Marko Ramius
It’s hot. And it’s ready.
Abso-unit of a pipe wrench my boos picked up for one of our customers
Please. My son…he is very sick
It’s gotta be absolutely brutal over there
How to parent
Shot taken.
Go get ‘em tiger
I walked in on my sister’s dog and my kitten plotting something
Rat Rods. Because, Rat Rods.
Fuel consumption in a rocket. I had an old Ford like this.
Take a break from politics and enjoy some bonsai
I agree
Everyone is allowed 1 irrational crush. Here’s mine. Tendi.
When all my gay homies hot-box the the bus
Troublemaker
Bill Burr talkin bout kanye
I made fond memories in one
Civilized countries have a name for that
Bottle train
This is how I pepperoni
Illegally smol and undeniably lethal
The Fall of Molor
Yeah wtf do they do
I was there, Gandalf
ZERO
Happy holidays from the Bay Area
Illegally smol