Two things I'll never lose: My holiday cheer, and my Duolingo streak
The markets are closed for the weekend again. Check on your Polymarket bets!
S O M E - C R O M U L E N T - S I M P S O N S - B E A T S
*Guillotine Sharpening Noises*
Made this reply meme in like 5 mins. Take it if you need it.
I cope with life using memes
One of these needed to be made for this...
I work in a school, can you identify this graffiti?
So... my students had a biography project due today
From "Trust Buster" to straight busta'
Poor Karen. Press "f" to pay respects
Early voting lines are still long in NC, but don't let that stop you. Get out there!
Weird Youtube video watchers: Help a teacher out!
Yes, but hear me out... cargo pants.
Jenny's not the only one with a mysterious virus...
A Dump of My Collection for Firearms Friday
Excuse me, but I was told there were sexy singles in my area looking for me...
I was always told I'd have the opposite problem... Any idea what's going on?
I've seen the previews on the news... I still liked Captain America: Civil War better
And if you don't know, now you know... about the rap game in 2018
It's still Firearms Friday somewhere
At least he got laid...
From Russia with Love (I'm not waiting until Friday)
Firearms Friday: What the Hell is this?
This gag in Wayne's World went over my head as a kid.
What's the next Call of Duty going to be called? "Modern Advanced Infinite Black Ops World Warfare 5" or something?
Been teaching high school world history for two years and have officially used up my first red pen. I feel like it needs a ceremony. Top comment dictates what I do.
Everybody race to the front page!
FIREARMS FRIDAY: WTF is cosmoline, and how do I remove it?
Any military historians on imgur?
Concerning the vote today (re-uploaded to fix the flag)
How to prank your mother for Christmas
Shout out to central NC imgurians who share this person's (and my) pain
A question for the historians of imgur
Plastic skeleton corpsing is so easy, even I can do it!
A nice old lady at church wanted me to hand these out for a class she's teaching. I didn't have the heart to tell her.
I'm a high school teacher: Grocery shopping at 1:45 AM and of course one of my students randomly appears and looks in my cart...
So apparently moths are a thing now
As a gun owning North Carolinian Democrat watching Hillary Clinton speak tonight...
Hurr Durr, why do people like guns so much? (while playing COD)
I tell you hwat
The last few weeks were fun at least... thanks again for adding messaging Sara
I have a question for user sub about hip-hop music
Five things you NEED to consider before buying a monitor for your gaming PC
Just happened...WTF
I created this reply .gif to use in response to bad puffin posts and self-righteous comments. Here, have at it!
Online dating sucks, but now I have the power to delete dick pics all day.
I also handle my fair share of meat and recieve loads every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday
Feeling paranoid after finding out the girl I was chatting with on OK Cupid was 13
Just in case anyone is as naive as I was in thinking, "Free online dating, what could possibly go wrong?"
I teach Sunday school. I had to inflate these toys today -_-
Albeit, it is a little sad realizing how much of my childhood I missed out on because of my weight
MRW I downvote a terrible post in usersub
Firearms Friday: My new Arisaka Type 38 Carbine
~400 to ~210, 5'11". Doc says I'm healthy, but could lose a little more
Operation No Kids and Three Money: An enthusiast tier gaming PC build
MRW I work hard making a gif, but usersub doesn't like it
MRW I witnessed Late Night Imgur for the first time
I could probably get laid a lot more... but at the cost of my dignity and a soldier's happiness
Not as much a sob story as a request for advice