TacticalChungus
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May 29, 2020 2:26 PM
TacticalChungus
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concorde77
Teddy would have probably went and dragged Trump's ass out of the oval office himself
TURBULENTJUICE710
CharlesPerrault1987
Teddy was goddamn god of a man. trump isn't even an orange shitstain on a pair of white underwear.
Foxhack
Private Bonespurs and every single one of his followers are the real snowflakes. It's all projection.
DoomNet
Asteroidrules
[muffled cheeki breeki in the distance]
justthewayyourmotherlikesit
guntacular
That's a high quality gif. +1 for the text bring in line with the bend of the page
justthewayyourmotherlikesit
Fav from another post here
RoscoeGoodwood
Oh my, that's a big stick he has.
PedanticGonkDroid
The better to speak softly with, my dear
NewDemosthenes
Teddy Roosevelt was a champion.
mmckee44
After the 1906 SF earthquake, Roosevelt comandeered every train in USA to bring supplies and docs to SF. Within a day, every tent the USA
coldrush2013
He didnt hurl towels overhead?
mmckee44
2/ ... owned was set up on the hills overlooking the city and every US Navy ship in the pacific was in the harbor. Doctors/nurses/food was
mmckee44
3//.. all in place withing days. And in the US its STILL hard to get tested for CV19 and contact tracing is almost non existent.. And...
mmckee44
4/ .. in some places, the nurses are still reusing their PPE and doing without. MURIKA!!!
lemontorte
Teddy’s one of my favorites https://www.history.com/.amp/news/shot-in-the-chest-100-years-ago-teddy-roosevelt-kept-on-talking
IHearTheCosmos
Mine too. He was one of our best presidents.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
"I'm heading to africa to stare down elephants and fire a portable canon!" / "I'm gonna play golf while thousands die from a virus"
GoodNewsCigaretteJuice
does nothing for months during pandemic / signs EO in two days after twitter fact checks his lie
GoodNewsCigaretteJuice
This is your president, folks
CascadianTwilight
It's almost like we're in a steep decline
BloodRage4
Can we just bring back Teddy to beat the shit out of Biden and Trump?
AsianLeprechaun
Just the ONE president, but still a valid point.
NoneOfThemKnew
The funny thing is, if his EO is upheld (unlikely), that forces social media to finally clean up MAGA garbage. Trump might even get banned.
keyblader1985
Teddy would thrash Donnie before getting out of bed.
Zombieemperor
"fe fees"
Txcincy
Voting for lesser of two evils just makes things worse. That's how we went from Bush to Trump. But keep playing your 2 party game
BlastingRopeToWaluigiHentai
If you haven't read TRs memoirs or biographies, you owe it to yourself. Edmund Morris's 3-parter is a good start.
SeveringGecko
It’s funny too because Teddy Roosevelt carefully crafted that manly persona and worked his way through being born pretty sickly too.
Jaymezians
Alright, in all fairness, Teddy Roosevelt could give Chuck Norris a run for his money. Guy was made of steel.
A2DY79
In all fairness, if Teddy Roosevelt saw what America was like these days, he would put a gun in his fucking mouth.
blackholevoid10011
What do think will happen when trump is not president. What will the world do to this man after the term ends?
hygroovy
To him? Nothing, he's rich.
Gooberiffic
we rebuild and recover.
AlmostClever
More of the same: he skates, overrates his importance, blame shifts when called out for being a failure, refers to himself as Reagan 2.0.
GCRust
Then the fun beings, as various lawsuits and criminal investigations fire.
Ginoawesomesauce
He'll retire to Moscow. He's a con artist and a traitor
PlankTableGo
He's not leaving, even if he loses. GOP will remain in lock-step with the God-King.
AlmostClever
Pretty much this. His actions have already enabled domestic & international copycats. He's like a hydra, one head dies and another sprouts.
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
Should have been a chihuahua
Undrave
The reason Trump keeps running away from the White House is that he can't stand Roosevelt's portrait judging him all the time.
Undrave
And the ghost of Taft keeps stealing his food.
BlackTrashTiger
1900 president when he finds out Trump is a sexual predator:
ImgursLibertarian
WHATS UP BITCHES - Teddy
hotdoginathermos
BuickRiviera
I feel dirtier looking at this than after a couple hours on PornHub
ekzeko
How many presidents in the 1900 were sexual predators bud?
ImgursLibertarian
By today's standards? Any living.
ekzeko
Kind of what I thought... I have a hard time imagining a man who fought in so many battles, and so candidly bullied south-america, has a -
ekzeko
clean record
BigV
I would like to think Teddy would shoryuken Trump into the stratosphere once he found this out
dullsmile
Teddy might have had problems with that, but the rest of his family couldn't care less.
DingoWoof
picardsbeard
Valgyan
ihavethelowground
Dionysus187
For some reason I think this is a case where the still image is better. This is like a chandelier in a trailer.
KinkoTheGoblin
Nurich
Valgyan
SirStrongBad
ActionJohnnie
hotdoginathermos
ActionJohnnie
ActionJohnnie
PoundSandREMF
ActionJohnnie
ImgursLibertarian
Three options: 1) Rapist Racist Fuck. 2) Probable Rapist Racist fuck. 3) Ms. Jo Jorgensen. Ph.D. Psychology Lecturer at Clemson for POTUS
Counterfit
Awww, he thinks a Libertarian candidate is a good choice. That's adorable.
hotdoginathermos
paddenstoel
Doesn't make Trump a good guy.
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
Would you like all the creepy pics and comments of trump and his own daughter, trumple dipshit?
ActionJohnnie
ActionJohnnie
https://i.imgur.com/vThFa4d
BeeCups
I really hate this election. One is a predator and the other is at the least very creepy. They're both ancient. Politics are butt.
ImgursLibertarian
Google Jo Jorgensen. Ph.D. Psychology Lecturer at Clemson running for POTUS. She is awesome. #ShesWithUs #VoteGold
Dionysus187
Good fuckin luck
BeeCups
I was really hoping we'd get someone progressive and not creepy at the least.
ImgursLibertarian
Google Jo Jorgensen. Ph.D. Psychology Lecturer at Clemson running for POTUS. She is awesome. #ShesWithUs
Counterfit
Libertarian? No fucking thanks.
TacticalChungus
"Busta" N: Term in rap culture meaning, someone who talks big about themselves but can't back it up. They generally screw up and ruin things
keyblader1985
Also known as a scrub.
ProfoundTaco
You know who else is a busta? CJ
thevortexmaster
TacticalChungus
Lol I forgot to add the description when I posted it. What else should I do?
thevortexmaster
Just don't post it at all, hold your emotions within then explode them on some innocent person in the future
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
See also "Fronting".
cousteau
The Spanish word for that would be "cantamañanas", in case you wanted to learn new languages.
kloga
"Fantasma" would fit too.
TheflyPrince
In Canada we think it's rude to insult others. But this fucker is a cunt.
Bizarkly
The British were vastly amused that we actually elected a President FART... because that's what 'trump' *means* over there!
cousteau
Well, of course it's rude to insult others; that's entirely the point of insulting.
OddlyPacific
A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly, also known as a busta.
SophieClockwise
OddlyPacific
https://youtu.be/FrLequ6dUdM
OddlyPacific
https://youtu.be/55UtG-1os_s
Jhi85
I thought a scrub was a guy that can't get no love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Arkardian
Yours is the chorus of the song. Their comment was the first line of the song
jointdawg94
Tryin to Holla at me?
konelhft
Do scrubs chase waterfalls?
BenderRodriguz1010
Yes, this
GooteMoo
These "scrub" characters sound awful. I don't think I want any.
positiveleroy
No, I don’t want no pug, a pug is a dog that can’t get no love from me.
creamyonions
To clarify for anyone confused, as this song came out over 20 years ago, both this and the comment to which it replies are lyrics from it.
WhoScalesTheScale
Oh God I'm old
OddlyPacific
Well said
imjustsomerandomdude
Don’t tell that to Busta Rhymes
famicus
He heard u rushed n rushed and attacked
Counterfit
And they rebuked and you had ta smack
CrossBetween
Woohaa
FuturamaIsAlwaysRelevant
Neva eva disrespect
BenderRodriguz1010
I gotcha aaalll in check
jointdawg94
I got u all in check!
Nukls
Reagan took a bullet.
T0go
it was a very sad day when he came out of the hospital
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Getting shot isn’t the accomplishment.
bemibet
No, but he was able to joke to the doctors when he was brought to the hospital.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Fair enough.
idownvoteyouruglycats
He sold weapons to some of the most evil regimes on the planet.
PiggyWobbles
*sold drugs to sell weapons to the most evil regimes*
idownvoteyouruglycats
Also the father of trickle down economics. He didn’t think of it but he was dumb enough to be convinced it was a good idea.
IceBlast360
So did JFK.
Nukls
Yeah, well, so did Lincoln
GCRust
And Garfield
BlastingRopeToWaluigiHentai
Reagan also banned civilian ownership of machineguns manufactured prior to 1986 and was afraid of the Black Panthers, so fuck him.
bladderinfection
...and nearly died. That was just something happening to him, not a choice he made.
riderofthepurplesage
I prefer presidents that don't get shot.
DarwinsWeasel
I prefer presidents that weren't captured either...
TacticalChungus
Politics aside, you must agree that Trump is FAR and away from being on the same level as even Reagan
Foxhack
The Reagan administration basically did nothing to stop AIDS from spreading: https://www.vox.com/2015/12/1/9828348/ronald-reagan-hiv-aids
TobiFuenke
Yes, definitely. And Reagan already was a huge cunt.
amateurlapse
Nukls
That’s an apples and oranges argument. Similar, but very different fruits.
littleslo
HA! Cause trump is orange...I see what you did there
TacticalChungus
Yeah, one is slightly bitter but still kinda palatable, and the other is rotted and on the ground covered in bird poop