Been teaching high school world history for two years and have officially used up my first red pen. I feel like it needs a ceremony. Top comment dictates what I do.

Dec 5, 2017 9:13 PM

Please keep it legal/safe. The more ideas you give me, the more likely I am to do the best one

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Viking Funeral. Not the burning boat kind that they didn't do, a proper viking funeral.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fill it with blood.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Catheter!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you should have a ceremony just for keeping the same pen for 2 years. I struggle to keep track of a pen for 1 day.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Store drugs in it in case the rest of the teachers get taken over by alien worms and the only thing that kills them is drugs for some reason

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I fucking remember that movie "faculty" LMFAO

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So put it up your butt?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also I'm kidding I hope you've been doing well and congrats on finishing the pen!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0