SoopahFly

18932 pts ยท July 1, 2016


I like cake!

Taco Bell is really ruthless.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How the turn tables.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She looks like a jacked Laura Bailey

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They can be both, ya know.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One will be squatting in the mouth of a t-rex, the other will be delivering parcels with a baby strapped to his chest.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Well, damn. Does it have to be that I have all of those?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

President of peace, ladies and gentlemen. Making sure to align strikes when markets are open.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Glistening in oil, it is.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, he's the king. He might not have the crown, but he's basically acting with impunity.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is not minimum wage work.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love taters. Love me some spuds.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another excellent addition to my favorites that I will never look at again.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're gonna be stupid, you're gonna have to be tough.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Holy fuck, that's evil.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe this will get Trump the Nobel Peace Prize he is hankering for.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My aunt: Is that the marijuwana? Can you eat the marijuwana?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And it kills a $6m tank. It's cost-effective given the standoff distance and fire-and-forget system it has.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the exact reason why America is in this position. They didn't take him seriously, and he made them pay. He also happened to be the leader of the richest, most powerful country in the world. People tend to pay attention to the guy with the biggest stick who has no qualms about using it on brown people.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That looks really delicious, but $36 for a serving? In this economy? It's a no for me dawg.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Because they can. Is there anybody doing anything to stop it? There are some words being said but that's about it. Just words.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Well, it seems like a lot of your politicians read 1984 and thought it was a guidebook.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Alright, this is just stupid.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Either you stay home or find yourself at a detention facility in Texas or somewhere for weeks, in the best case. Worst case, you find yourself flown outside the country.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who is this scientist?

9 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Damn. Those are some bigass earrings. Those must've hurt her earlobes.

9 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

One thing that really helped the situation was that the guy approached with a smile on his face. Less threatening that way.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

JD is having fun right now.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are, in fact, kings in the USA

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There are, in fact, kings in the USA.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did it work? Or did Herr Trump just ignore it?

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 19