Republikkklans pulling up to the midterm elections like your ex circling you in the Walmart parking lot at midnight—hazards on, blowing up your phone and her horn with “we need to talk.”
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“We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning.And you’ll say, ‘Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore, Mr. President, it’s too much.’And I’ll say, ‘No it isn’t. We have to keep winning. We have to win more!’
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Anybody tired of all this winning yet?
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"The nation didn't have enough distractions," said a groundskeeper, "so they added slave-owner statues to the Rose Garden. Nothing heals a nation like a thumb in the eye of the civil rights movement." Republikkkans confirmed: "totally on-brand."
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"The most anti-gay administration in history testing men's testosterone? Gayest thing I've ever heard of in my life." The twinkiest energy EVER!
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"old [Jyner Neck] — six arrests, seven tickets, and thirteen ruined lives, all so a few Republikkklans could live out their little fever dream. Charge: destruction of government property. Sentence: up to 10 years in federal prison."
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Listen to this traitor, "By attending demonstrations makes you a terrorist."
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“Why aren’t Republikkklans doing Weekend at Bernie’s with Lindsey Graham like they did with Mitch?"Apparently Mitch still has enough battery life to keep blinking and nodding. They must ran a cost benefits analysis on Lindsey and said f it.
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DAYMN...We knew the government was crooked, but we didn’t think it’d go full cartoon-villain, circus-strength.
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Republicans tears through everything—Epstein saw it clearly: this man isn’t human, he’s pure evil incarnate. And so is his party.
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Penn has said he attended the 2022 Jan. 6 committee hearings “as just another citizen,” sitting with officers Doe and John — both severely injured defending the Capitol. Those experiences appear to have influenced the project.
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“The appearance of federal law enforcement agents on the doorstep of news reporters should shock the conscience of any American who believes in the Constitution and the press freedom it protects,” David McCraw, a lawyer for the Times, said in a statement.
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True that—every criminal I’ve ever known is a stone-blown Republikkklan: prepackaged, shrink-wrapped, no warranty, no returns, and already pointing fingers before the cuffs even click—
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Big Nazi energy in full costume. But hey, he’s safe; the floating paint chip was clearly the offense that endangered the republic. Still refreshing my Craigslist page for a Republikkklan dark-money gig to attend Freedom 250.
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Don't forget to register to vote, folks, because it's like Republikkklans have left the reservation... They're having a runaway hallucinatory wet fever dream!
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Nothing is more on-brand than distracting courts and constituents with orders to uncover the Kennedy Center's name. Republikkklans are playing the fiddle while the world burns.
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We didn't have industrial grade cleanse growing up, ours was hit and miss, baby!
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"Personally, I'm waiting for Republican dark money to show up and buy me a ticket off Craigslist before I go."
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Greta be savage,HAH!!!
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The delusion runs so deep he thinks REIGNITING Gulf oil wars merits a triumphal arch—channeling Emperor Domitian, 82 AD.
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"Stormtroopers heroically guarding the precious bubbles at the Lincoln Memorial from further dastardly 'terrorist encounters.' Lawdy, save us from these rampaging heathens — the republic might crumble without such elite bubble protection!"
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How to carve up a district so the red minority wins! History repeating itself. A lot of people died so that this isn't true today...
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Midterms are coming. Local races and ballot measures that hit your daily life get decided by whoever shows up. Don't get shut out — check your registration today, and request a mail-in ballot if you need one. Five minutes now, two years of impact.
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Wars, treason, famine, disease, lies, corruption, debauchery — and our brave revolution is chiseling a name off a plaque. Edward Snowden is quaking in his boots. Viva la résistance!
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The only slickster to support would push to dismantle the two-party system, which largely serves entrenched interests, and eliminate the Electoral College to better reflect the will of the people.
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Oh yeah, that's going to cost you...
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Who's starving Granny & grandkids and denying them healthcare?
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"We chose this, eyes wide open — a true mirror for a third of the USA. A genuinely sad, sad time for this country."
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And then there's this goofy #"+¥¢✓%!
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"New Yorkers—tremendous booers, maybe the best ever, people say it all the time. Nobody boos like New York, nobody. People told me, reliable people, they were booing the Spurs, loudly, I heard it, everybody heard it; believe it—
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"We're going to win so much. You may even get tired of winning. And you'll say, 'Please, please, it's too much winning. We can't take it anymore.' And I'll say, 'No it isn't. We have to keep winning. We have to win more!"
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The U.S. gave up significant leverage too soon. WSJ criticize the administration for unlocking Iran's cash flow before securing concrete commitments on nuclear disarmament & warns that Iran might use the influx to rebuild its battered military.
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Ricola Alphorn Duo just pulled out of the' Freedom 250 Concert'...
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“Can somebody explain to me, like I’m 5 years old, how throwing money at this is supposed to ‘deprogram’ the cult of ‘vote to watch the whole thing burn’ like pressing a button? A cult is going to cult, no matter what facts we pay to present.”
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"Is You Is or Is You Ain't My Baby?" —
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I rebuke thee...
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Thanks boss, for making my $100 worth $40.
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This is pure on brand for Republicans & their owned media: They'll never clean it up, it serves as a perfect distraction, fiddling while the world burns.They spin narratives, divide us, distract—profiting from chaos as actual crises compound.
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The first image is also a metaphor: The U.S. administration cloaked in iconic luxury, lounging in designer comfort while the world next to it sits in complete ruins because of Republikkklans...
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Americans from these generations would have had both sides of the aisle in jail.
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Thar ain't no suches thang as climate change, consarnent...
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: THE DEVIL WEARS MAGA II
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Every time this CS tries to throw a bash, he gets iced out by the masses and still can’t figure out why, propped up by sycophants endlessly gasbagging about his “popularity” just to pad their own personal pockets. Straight-up Shakespearean.
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Now that the U.S. is stepping back, the illusion is collapsing fast. Institutions like the WHO and broader multilateral frameworks were only as strong as the muscle behind them. Strip that away, and what’s left is paperwork trying to stop bullets. Russia
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Please explain why a person spends $17 million of their own money to win an office that only pays $154,000 a year. They're just wheezin' all over us and don't care who knows about it.
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Something, something 'golden calf' scenario a complete idolization, or is it actually false?
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Oh please, a cult? A former 'Republican Speaker of the House' can do better than that. Occult is the way to go - it's just so much more... apt.
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The fact that it's legal to deny essential resources, such as food and healthcare, to those who need them most is truly shocking, and this is the process by which it happens in the U.S.
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Trump is preparing to steal the election.With the SAVE Act stalled in the Senate, Trump is preparing to turn to Plan B: outright stealing our elections. Trump's never been more unpopular, so, he's trying to take away the last remaining check on his power:
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Oh yeah, he's all the way gone maaaaan...
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Populations have never been greater and so will the deaths. Never a bigger s*** show with no commercial interruptions. Somebody else has to vote.com
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Righty tighty Republikkklans, No holds barred, no checks on power. This is a worldwide phenomenon.
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Party up front, spider-hole in back. This clown’s literally digging in — he ain't never leaving. James Bond-level delusions, Dr. Doom-level tantrums. Smells like a basement-bred supervillain staging another coup d'éta
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"The Emperor's New Clothes" is a famous fairy tale by Hans Christian Andersen about a vain emperor tricked by swindlers into buying "invisible" clothes.
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