PuckerScream

92024 pts ยท February 25, 2022


The thirstiest guy you've never met.

McLaren's are sex on wheels.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I get the sentiment, but this is like all those 24 hour blackouts/no buying stuff protests that were going around the last couple of years. You think a megacorporation of this size can't withstand 24 hours of potential sales loss? Not to mention, probably 0.001% of the population even entertains or follow through on said protest. If you're gonna do it, you really gotta do it. It's going to have to hurt you to make it hurt them. Most of us don't have that kind of resolve.

3 days ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 2

Self-improvement pics (weight loss), transitioning, etc. are also encouraged.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Am I not turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club?

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gagh is always best when served live.

4 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

"Man, I ain't got no quarrel with them Viet Cong. No Viet Cong ever called me n***er."

1 week ago | Likes 264 Dislikes 1

Found the Target CEO alt account.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Rusuwu

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've done that to my kids to the point they know what's coming. I need a new angle.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Silence brand

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The golf course associated with the zoo I work at is a Certified Audubon Cooperative Sanctuary. We have a Monarch butterfly waystation for migration, all kinds of native plants on grounds, and we were awarded the Ohio Bluebird Conservation Award. Now sure, you could say "well, just leave that area natural and don't put a course there and all those things happen anyway", but if nothing else, it prevents that land from turning into a mall, etc. where none of those things would exist.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you even fit a gas station in a GT-R?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Out of all the life skills I wish I could have, drawing tops the list. Always has. Color me jealous.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cray-on.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 but I keep the full half at the front of the fridge. That way if it gets pulled out, the heavy end is in your hand and supported.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My dad always called that "Power windows by Armstrong".

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Context is sorely needed here.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But did he have to use his AK?

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Infield fly rule: Runners on first and second, or first, second, and third with less than 2 outs. The remainder is judgement by the umpire. Is the ball in the infield, and can the play be made with reasonable effort? If all of these criteria are met, infield fly is in effect. Batter is immediately out. Runners may advance at their own risk (after the catch). There is also "infield fly if fair". This applies to balls that are near the baselines.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

RHM (red head Monday) and Melanin Monday.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I just came up from watching this movie about 15 minutes ago. It was entertaining.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake." - Napolean

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

A lob can't get there faster than a "fastball" unless you are lobbing it faster than a fastball.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Apologize for his dipshit teammate who a) didn't wear a cup on the hot corner of all places, and b) couldn't catch the ball?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I miss driving a stick. My dad taught me to drive on a 4 speed, and I've had a couple of sticks since then. Short of a sports car, stick shift seems to be hard to come by anymore.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

No because I know how to use an ad blocker. You are part of the problem posting ads. Either block them, or fuck off with reposting them. FFS.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but there were 2 of them working on this one. Of course it's going to be faster. /s

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Something every accusation something...

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Good. Make these fuckwits unwelcome everywhere.

1 month ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 0