ParrotHat

2836 pts ยท April 13, 2015


!flesruoy tuoba gnihtemos etirW. eliforp cilbup ruoy si sihT

Still makes you a shitgibbon

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Fuck off plague rat

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes

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#13 US soldiers have to be instructed on how to have sex with women now? I thought Drunk Pete wanted to get gay folk out of the military?

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has to get to lawyer to speak to lawyer. Only way to get anything into solitary is prison pocket. Therefore lawyer is in prison pocket.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because he's darker than a paper bag. Don't you get off on this kind of shit?

4 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Touch grass, plague rat

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Shitload more of that first one than the second

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By constantly rolling in the mud with us apparently racist pigs, you've shown you have no self-worth. Now touch grass, you drunk fuck.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lawyers fit in the prison pocket?

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That brown water coming from the shower is actually marinade from the cannibal neighbor

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ALWAYS VOTE FOR A COMMUNIST.

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Nos-fourteenhead-tu

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exception: He would certainly face near-instant repercussions if he shot himself in the middle of 5th Ave

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 What movie is Paul Rudd doing now?

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Nearly failed 4th grade math because I would watch this instead of pay attention to the teacher

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Remigrate Elon's sorry ass to Mars on one of his rockets

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Big bearded fucker wanted him to break out, of course

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Face is too big

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At least in this instance it was for a good cause

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Difficult to run a school without students

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Plant them in the cancer cells, they'll grow anywhere

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Microbiome research ground to a halt because all their grants mention "diversity of gut flora."

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's enough Botox in this picture to kill a small country

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When you're shitting with that sort of kit, it no longer matters if pants are in the way

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quite the opposite, in fact

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Motherfucker you're afraid of looking at rainbows for fear they will make you gay

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"The Sun goes down at night" -their justification

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a terrible day to have eyes

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