NeoMonish

879 pts ยท November 22, 2018


So you're perpetuating this elitism by spelling all the words in your own post correctly? Like, just to rub it in that you too can spell?

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#3 Why is the hedgehog trying to finance a Mitsubishi?

3 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"I cornholed my brother" is a story that could go in so many different directions.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, the username checks out.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why should a mistake be corrected? Because how else are people supposed to learn. If nobody had ever corrected your spelling you'd have just rolled your face on the keyboard and nobody would ever have known that you thought that learning and knowledge were elitist.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why not both?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One should always make sure one's family is well provided with soup and homophobes.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's the tulip mania of the 1600s, but slower and with more powerful people having incentive to keep it rolling. And when it collapses, they'll make damn sure they're not the ones left holding the bag.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because they're funded by the US, and the US wishes to keep funding them. At least, the people who control the money and power in the US wish to keep funding them.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

No no no. Never Again means that next time we have to be the oppressors! Never Again Be Victims (by exterminating everyone else). /s

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm somewhat surprised he didn't say the "and rape them" part out loud. It's not like that isn't the plan.

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Maybe that's why it has that expression - residual trauma from the shaving process.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is Hairy Mclary from Donaldson's Dairy.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They should have gone the other way and just turned into a chain of strip clubs.

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Given his close friendship with Epstein I think it's pretty safe to say he's fucked them all.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nixon sent some guys to break into the DNC headquarters. Nobody was hurt. Nobody was killed. Even had he succeeded, the extent of it would have been some politicians spying on each other.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Back girl came to WORK, front girl is mailing it in.

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Are we just forgetting that the JCPOA existed until Trump blew it up? There was absolutely diplomacy, and if funding terrorist groups is disqualifying then pretty much every major nation is out of the running.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Right? It's like people can't even have a hobby any more.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How does one duelly diligize a streetwalker? Send a quick questionnaire around the locals?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mmm, yes and no. Killing people is bad, but torturing them to death is somehow worse even though it's still "just" killing. The problem with children and why we're generally more protective of them than adults is that they simply don't have the tools and experience to deal with a lot of stuff themselves. They may not even have a clear idea of their own personality and self yet, and you're making sure that it's going to have that trauma mixed in there for their entire life. That's double awful.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can we petition to rename thirteen, fourteen and fifteen to thirdnt, fourwhee and bigtenfive?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

John Wick, if John Wick was a teenage lesbian with two daddies.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think at this point we can say that committing war crimes IS his job. So he was doing his job, it's just that his job is terrible and the world would be a better place if nobody did it at all. Or at least if he just went and spent his time with JD fucking couches or something.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, like can't he adjust the angle of the blade so he doesn't have to do a squat every time he takes a stroke? I feel like it'd be great if you could just walk along with it pivoting side to side.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Massive POS. Just really, really tall POS.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And it's sad to think of how he was probably treated as a child and teen to make him turn into this person. But at the same time he's a grown man, and when you're an adult it becomes your responsibility to make sure that your damage isn't being a burden to others. He makes his damage a burden to the entire world. And he's probably happy about it, or at least happier about it than all the people that he's injured, traumatised and killed.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure, but that's also an awful society to live in. You have to protect your own rights with violence and murder, and you have to worry about whether anyone else thinks that you've done badly enough by them to warrant the same. Don't get me wrong, I think there's a lot of CEOs that deserve a good Luigi-ing, but even if we do it the world doesn't suddenly become a better place.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Putting a number on it like that misses the point, because it's going to be different depending on the specific wealth distribution at the time. Do you have enough resources to have the nice version of the stuff you need, can afford reasonable luxuries to make your life comfortable and enjoy your free time, and still have extra money left over that you just use to make more money? You're rich. It's about having excess. Nobody gets seconds until everyone is served firsts.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0