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SleazyBijou
This can only end well
RenaissanceFaireMan
"Do you want to buy the Taylor Swift tickets or not?"
Hootykai
He is breaking up with her.
couchcaster
Lima?
SixSixxtySix
Must be. You don't see Pilsen Callao outside of Peru too often.
ziph3326
Been there done that. I was an Airman 1st Class stationed in the UK in 1984. The woman was a 6’ blond knockout, who just so happened to be the pilot of a craft that just landed from Sweden. She ordered me to meet her at the base club that evening, and I always followed orders!
urusername2
Never question orders, unless they are illegal!
someguy7734206
Without the heels, it looks like she might be equal in height to him.
Sarujinie
The heels stay on.
WillLickNudibranchsForBUzz
He is obviously lost and asking for direction. Kind soul she is, she will walk him home.
Blackadam7
And put him to bed...
TheDirtySanchezBros
I see what you did there.
HommeDeFeu
Hehe
Gorillabybirth
Death by snu snu
SpanWolf
ChromePlatedEquator
something something snu-snu
vonKaiser
ahorseelbowdeepinme
CardeasIV
The happy face while flying
ShadeMeadowsArt
THE DREAM
Prunest
That little grin as hes mildly concussed is such a nice touch
FTUG
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eHVyNm9oNGV0YnhxM24ybWd1eTMwbzlseGI2YjRrZnEzbW04ZnpyZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/PbQAVZq2CoUQE/200w.webp
CardeasIV
Well...the lady in the picture is roughly same height as the guy, look at the platforms...and he doesnt look that tall either...just sayin
ahorseelbowdeepinme
This is no time for that kinda talk
Rkfinecake
She's a big boned girl though, all around.
theyallwenttoMexico
If he stood on his toes and she took off the shoes, they'd almost be eye-to-eye.
michiyl
They're discussing something on eye level?
Newdonster
would be if she took off her shoes
RevN3Adventures
Last time this was posted someone also put up a link of somewhere in Columbia(?) walking through a town and it shows her in the same location.
pullingsixty
The beer sign is from Peru.
AnonymousPandaBear
*Colombia
RevN3Adventures
My bad, I live near the river so that's my default spelling :)
Bigemedic
#1 If she's a working girl, he probably just paid to stare.
pgdave
t4t energy
LeekofLegend
I legit thought she was one of those hyper fancy real dolls until I looked closer. But I saw the knees
CardeasIV
Now youre a believer?
TheDirtySanchezBros
He couldn’t leave her if he tried.
electronicbovine
That's definitely not a sex doll, you can tell by the jeans
TheInitiated
"Kiddo, you need to come home. Mom's heartbroken. You can do so much better. I'll take care of your pimp if need be. Let's just get in the car and be out of here."
baldbear
And they say romance is dead.
Dimr3ver
"Started from the bottom now we here."
kyro
nothingunused
Good luck, snu-snu can't defeat him.
stoots24
DEATH BY SNU SNU!!!
TheVampireDante
Giganta "I wonder if he can vibrate like the Flash does?"
Macetheace50
He will have to "Punch" his way out!
TheVampireDante
Thought he reserved that for the guys:
trigonman3
TheVampireDante
https://youtu.be/R8Ureytbq3A?si=bK1MSbtGAU-4w83A
Lapindemort
I volunteer for Snu-Snu.
tomgordon55
She is still a girl
polymoth87
She has rare pokemon cards
Apeofdeath
Aspiration
DC1123
Wonder what they're talking about.
HisBubbliness
That blouse hanging on for dear life.
Bundalicious
Whatever the asking price, pay it.
KnottedAndLocked
Haggling
petety
Excellent! Really, I have to say my absolute first thought was "I wonder what they're talking about?"
willpostanything
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eDRpamcxNGQ0MjA1OWVtOWZkd25pcjdic3p1d3Q2aXp6ZmF2cXpqZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Qat2uP6JZbONgLTFSx/200w.webp
ProcrastinatingWork
If that's what you call just agreeing with anything she says
rezpawner
Can't blame her, José gives a good dicking, but his prices are insane.
willpostanything
yup, beacuse the gas price.
guydudemanfellow
his shoes are so big
slyfox001
No pay jose!
lonosham
Underrated comment of the day
HandoB4Javert
*Hagrid
SanchoLibre
Seminole4ever
Or, is it dick-ering? I’ll show myself out.
epithymetic
thedill2000
Same thing happened with my wife when starting to date. She started at 8,a positioned 3.we came to an agreement in the middle. Jokes on her, she should have opened the barter with a bigger dick size.
cyno01
Look, i know what were all thinking, but she seems way too hot to be the sort you could just pick up off the street... Fancy brothel or high end escort agency sure, but streetwalking?
Sex work is work tho, but this seems like the front corner of a shop or restaurant too not an alley, boss/shop girl maybe, but still then if she looks like that what is she doing as just a waitress or whatever...
Regardless of whatevers going on shes so hot she seems out of place.
BruhForScale
You’re too innocent bro go book a trip to South America it’s going to blow your mind
cyno01
Yeah i guess if they got godesses standing around on the street. Anyone on a corner around here is a gross crack ho.
BruhForScale
Some of them will drug and rob you though do your due diligence
NeoMonish
How does one duelly diligize a streetwalker? Send a quick questionnaire around the locals?
cyno01
Eh, travel is expensive in the first place, im good with jackin off to porn after getting shot down by my tall and attractive but not this attractive latina wife...
adamlstf9
I’d just pay whatever She’s asking.
Noahbalboa82
So is he
Beefkins
Whatever she's asking, it looks worth it.
ChiLLeCheeze
200$ just to look.
You could have haggled!
SerialChickenLover
You don’t know how she smells though
adamlstf9
Mmm, one can only hope.
deletable
Probably through her nose.
SerialChickenLover
Buckman1988
I really hope like chicken.
FeloniousMonk13
I call next
imcrimson
*ahem*
FeloniousMonk13
Ok man we can team up it's cool! https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eTk2YXg3YXR2Z3pwbWx5Z3N5emIwNWI3Y3BmNG45ZW5laHdoNXpyZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/pHb82xtBPfqEg/200w.webp
ClutterMonkey
That is fine, but he needs 10 minutes and a glass of Fanta between customers.
CardeasIV
Not to kinkshame, but i would also ask for her to take a shower first
FeloniousMonk13
Perhaps a nice cold Faygo do the trick https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1emZtZGQzMXZpYXc2Z214Y3BucnYxdnZiaXBlaXFtdXFya3FuOTA4eCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/8db6nRqMsLCtq/200w.webp
LeekofLegend
I'm sorry but this reply is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 like of all the ways I was anticipating things to go, I wasn't expecting the faygo
FeloniousMonk13
It's cluttermonkey's fault lol he made me think of them w the Fanta
ClutterMonkey
Have you ever had South American Fanta? Or basically any Fanta not made in the US.
ClutterMonkey
Are they some sort of clown act?
beez428
A clown posse, actually
ClutterMonkey
Are they into magic or more physical comedy?
Johnsky
Many claim they may be insane.