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Jun 13, 2024 8:35 PM
Montanaebananae
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FentuckyCriedKhicken
Cheesus Christ this post scares me cause I booked a cabin house hotel room in the woods for this weekend. How the shit am I gonna live in there without thinking about this now?
OliverOtter
They don't reach peak beauty until you agree to drown in Alaska's frigid waters so she can save you from drowning, you give her back her seal skin, the moon is full, or you notice the nine fluffy tails she's hiding under her kimono.
Jaggededges113
So if we take this as true, then all those this applies to should skip right over any magazine on the rack and just eat the person next to them. I, for one, say do it.
RedCamaro
Eating which part of the traveler?
flaskfullofcoffee
GloveFullaVaseline
My 59 year old wife is the only girl I ever see. Other women are pretty, but she lights me up.
jesuisgur
Same here. After decades together I'm still surprised that she is in every erotic dream that I have. I don't mean your wife, but mine.
busterfixxitt
Also, there's that whole "pretty is not the rent you pay to exist in the world" concept.
anobviousthrowawayaccountduh
Seriously, why do I need to be pretty? If every answer starts with “well, because other people—“ then I do not need to be pretty.
GiantMoron
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andydicktracymorganfairchild
The question of which is more dangerous in the woods, man or bear, leaves out the possibility of encountering a woman in the woods, in which case you'll be eaten for sure no matter who you are, discuss.
BobbyVegana
well, you can eat the bear out
-Marian Engel
ambiguouslybenevolentcryptid
We support women's wrongs
echoawoo
Patriarchal cannibalism is alive and well in humans I see !
DYLANLEE79
I'm a gay man, I think I can distract her with decorating advice long enough to get away.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Using the inherited wealth of your cultural capital to gain leverage over other groups vying for survival under the boot of our female oppressors, allowing them to maintain their dominance by keeping us trapped in a meaningless class struggle with each other.
laserfork
WHEN the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride,
He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside.
But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
- Rudyard Kipling
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
Can you blame them though?
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Absolutely not I'd do the same thing if I had access to spells and real estate made of candy, but, matriarchy, so.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
ahahahahaha
LesbiLexi
Which woods does this woman who will eat me live in, and is she single?
andydicktracymorganfairchild
I think there has been a misunderstanding.
AvengeMeKriegerBots
no no...let's see where this goes
WorksOnMyMachine
If I'm going to die, I'd rather it be in the woods than sitting at my desk, working.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
It will be in an oven or a cauldron sir have you not done the reading?
WorksOnMyMachine
keys79
I choose cauldron. I love a dip in a nice hot tub… bonus if it’s also soup.
SlickWithaLimerick
STOP EATING THE CARROTS!
randomguy365
As a long time older lady admirer, fuck society.
Saxytimes
Hey there!
Fairemont
As a saxophonist.. hey there. ;)
Saxytimes
Hey! Are you jazz or classical? I'm classical only. Would love to chat about sax related topics!
Fairemont
98% classical.
Saxytimes