They don’t call them fun bags for nothing

Jul 5, 2024 12:09 AM

Montanaebananae

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Momma's got a squeeze box, daddy never sleeps at night.

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Then she would punch me in the face with a double D, sooo heavy but soft

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Finally a job I am qualified for

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Thank you for the explanation

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Size is accurate

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Sugar was robbed!

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2 years ago (deleted Jul 5, 2024 6:40 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I have been calling that a "blooper"

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

*bloober

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even better

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The joys of youth. I remember them well.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Been there, done that, now traumatized.

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Everything reminds me of her.

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Cleaning the printing titties

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Life like texture...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two hands, one boob? Forbidden technique!

2 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 1

Not when boob sweat is involved. I wish I had three hands at times.

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Thank you! This was me.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sorry, I do this all the time and it's glorious

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More than handful is a waste unless you use two hands.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

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2 years ago (deleted Jul 6, 2024 3:31 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I can't believe this is real... then I realized, it's probably China.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Everything reminds me of her

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Sending a subliminal message to her co-workers

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"... Is it my turn to clean the boobs yet?"

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When the Dolly Parton Museum had to retire her old statue...

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I’ve been studying for this job all my life apparently

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2 years ago (deleted Jul 5, 2024 6:40 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

RIP Gord. RIP your account, too.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Username is weirdly accurate

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So how do you get to be in charge of "cleaning" and hydrating the big printing boobs?

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I got divorced today. This will all be but a memory.

2 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

A mammary memory.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I've been divorced six years. I've learned a lot of lessons about myself, my ex, and people in general. I still hold out hope that there's somebody real out there for me, but honestly, I've sort of put relationships on the backburner because I'm working on what I should have, 20 years ago: Me.

If a woman comes into my life and chooses to stay with me, then fantastic -- I'm still working on me; I'm going to school, which will always be priority until it's done, and I'm also (1/2)

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

(2/2) following my lifelong dream: I'm putting together a heavy metal band. I'm going to tour the world - she didn't want to, so she never supported me. But now she's got her ddlg fantasy where her car salesman buys and pays for anything and everything for her.

The lesson that I'm trying to express, @Aksuuuh, is that even if you're happy about it, and especially if you're upset about it, you have to accept (ACTUALLY ACCEPT) your present, and focus only on YOUR future.

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You got this

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Also, thank you to @tinyoctopus for chatting that little bit with me in 2018. I looked back at that conversation a few times, and I understand what you were saying; I honestly see an entirely different person who was talking to you, back then. Thanks

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You're more than welcome, and I'm glad I was able to help. Sounds like things are going good for you. Glad to hear it.

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