Mazzz96

3769 pts ยท February 20, 2017


He looks like an even bigger Goober than I expected

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That nice long leather coat was a regular sized jacket on a normal sized person but not on this pocket nazi

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If you're playing in this band dressed like this in front of Buckingham Palace, trust me, you don't suck and can play anything off the cuff

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What a pathetic piece of scum

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So the saying goes...

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My job requires that I talk to a lot of people from all walks of life. The majority are people that talk about everyday things, music, movies or food etc. But a very small percentage bring up stupid bullshit and sometimes, if I'm feeling adventurous I'll come back at them with what I posted above. Other times I tune them out. Sometimes I let them talk, don't respond to what they say, then ask them something like "what do you think the relationship between crickets and grasshoppers is like?"

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Title should read "Don't buy or watch harry potter stuff". Period. Ever. Never ever. I never have and I NEVER will. Fuck that bitch!

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I'm from Texas and the only people l see with a hard on for bucees is the kind of dudes that think Taylor Sheridan is the end all be all of tv show writers. When they ask if l watch any shows by Taylor Sheridan l reply, "I've never heard of her, are her shows on Hallmark?" The red in them gets a lot redder. Hilarious. Anyway, fuck bucees and fuck taylor Sheridan and fuck magats.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

jake has never tasted pussy but is such a wussy. Imagine walking through life THAT pathetic. He's such a fucking loser.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay and....? Tweets like this are dumb as fuck

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

She's far too good of a person and far too talented to play a piece of shit like that

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To top it off, he has a shitty haircut. I can tell because l cut hair for a living. I'd be upset with myself if l let a client walk out the door with that shit ass uneven haircut

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When things aren't going great in my life, when I'm feeling low, l think to myself "at least I'm not this skid mark!"

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this that fuck around and find out thing the nazis keep plastering all over their t shirts and bumpers?

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In this picture he's looking into a mirror and so are they.

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Yeah fuck Florida, the dick and balls of America

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I've always found clowns to be strange. Not scary not funny. Just strange

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fucking pieces of shit every single one of them

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It's true to life- none of his kids are in the videos just like they aren't around in real life

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh! Okay....no, I'm good.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is completely wrong, not even CLOSE to being the truth. It would take more than one employee to move that bloated, bovine carcass around in a cart! Do better guys!

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But the brainworms that have nestled into ol' Bpbby's head are available

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Texan that leans left to a little far left, l can tell you this with all honesty. A shit load of Texans are dumb fucks.

2 weeks ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Why can't we have cool colorful birds like this where I live? Instead we have the grackle which is basically a trailer park Crow.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Did Attila use a javelin or a pogo stick?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure l wear shirts or my hair or glasses that look douchey too but l try so hard not to be a douchebag. We all have something that someone might find unappealing and that's fine if overall we try to be good and kind.

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