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Aug 12, 2026 11:28 PM
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petonious
The airport employee had a chance to make a billion dollars selling one order of Orange Chicken.
Mazzz96
This is completely wrong, not even CLOSE to being the truth. It would take more than one employee to move that bloated, bovine carcass around in a cart! Do better guys!
fishee
TACO
Questionablysensible
He wasnt hiding, they just couldn't get him away from the food so shipped him as-is
PirateArrrgument
Observe the difference between his behavior during a real threat to his life versus how he acted when the assassination attempts were staged.
clemdarkstarzero
The reason airline food tastes so awful, Trump decay infection
StarscreamAndHutch
Pedocart
dixxienormus
Hose that out and disinfect it - twice.
DeakVanNyke
that poor airport employee probably wondering why half-empty card weights +300 pounds
FireSolvesProblems
Ok I missed this one.
fstngutz
He is too racist to use tacos.
PallasCatgirl
Can you imagine finally getting that order of tacos and Diet Coke you've been waiting for and you find a fucking Trump in it? Nasty.
ToSisPoS
Anyone remember how they would gleefully show diagrams of Saddam Hussein‘s “spider hole“?
PenguinPete
But when we make a movie about this, there's a mix-up at the catering company. Two trays of cold pancakes get delivered to the Oval Office while Trump ends up at a wedding reception in Omaha.
Sageypie
Sad-ham Insane
mercswar
So im seeing alot of, he was hiding in a catering truck, did he just walk to the truck like out in the open or did something like this post actualy happen?
Arenlor
It's the type that has a box on a scissor lift that goes up to a plane door/cargo bay. The box is fairly large too. https://img.aeroexpo.online/images_ar/photo-g/168807-10641322.jpg
DamnThursdays
He definitely shit himself in those moments and the guy who cleans up Droopy Drawers Brown Bottom over there had to probably HAZMAT up and clean the whole fucking president.
welcometothedystopia
newwoolmonosta
this salad smells like shit
probably
HitandRyan
That cart would be so goddamn heavy with that fatass in there. That's an extra 300 lbs.
Hyzenthlay021
You need to add a few more employees pulling the cart. One isn't going to be enough to pull his fat ass.
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
I reckon he'd be eating the tacos.
AgamemnonsMemes
Technically they used a scissor lift and flatbed to move it
richardstinks
Hey now, don't underestimate a good cart. You can shift a lot of weight on good castors.
WoodfolkFae
Until he needs to go uphill
ZoidbergIsGreat
President Tacotits chickening out again. It's a MAGA classic...
tentacularfleshscape
Excuse my ignorance, is this actual
eadanke
No. Trump did sneak out of one plane and into another by way of a catering truck, but it is funny to think of it this way instead.
eadanke
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm2g90vvy62o
tentacularfleshscape
Ack ty
Madchant
CedricDur
Yes, that was the joke.
Malak224
It’s the same picture.
MrsHowVeryDareYou
I would rather just fucking die. That looks like my actual worst nightmare
DeltaBladeX
thedudeman519
Is this Yakuza?
DeltaBladeX
Yes, Majima is memed for just showing up out of nowhere. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/majima-everywhere
henriekth
where did he pee and poo
Madchant
in his pants
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
They should have left him in there and thrown the cart overboard.
HufflePuffPuff
Is it still “overboard” when throwing something out of a plane? Thought it only applied to boats, my reaction to cats, and the movie Overboard.
Arenlor
You do board a plane though.
HufflePuffPuff
But then you deboard
chewballs
Keep the tacos though
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
Normally I would agree with that idea but remember Drump was in very close proximity to the tacos and they have absorbed his breath, his body odor, the stench from his shit when he shitted his pants; essentially, the taco cart and its entire contents had become biohazard and should be thrown overboard.
Gin2ki
Throwing it overboard would just contaminate some innocent area. Better drive the cart into an incinerator meant for destruction of hazardous materials.
chewballs
I gagging just thinking about the stank