LinemanMatt

19198 pts ยท April 11, 2020


Looks like yellow cake uranium.
However they did it, their recipe is to die for!

5 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They currently have 10 employees including the owner. If they stay true to the wage fairness hopefully they'll keep growing.

16 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a female Nubian Bustard.

18 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure there's plenty of asbestos insulation.

19 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you for saying so and I agree with you.
On a side note, as you are an Italian, how do you feel regarding if someone enjoys eating their pasta cut with a knife & fork?

19 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Have you considered carrying an opossum around with you at all times? Well worth it for the pleasant conversation & use of the carpool lane.
(*disclaimer: I don't know the last 2 parts to be true, but I feel they should be.)

2 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, their knees are apparently cake. The crunching/cracking of the knees is just Sprinkles.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, so you took down your Peregrine Falcon feeder.
Even though I also enjoy them, I can't say that I blame you.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a real booze hound.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Dyslexics, untie!"

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Great dump OP!
I have liberated many of these and shall redistribute them to meme needy friends.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*works best when washed down with raw milk.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an American, what the hell is "nup?"
Nope?

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Walk softly & carry a big stick?

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#6 Looks like @VosperOfAntarctica and his co-workers are up to something.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You don't say...

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Bot

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It's not like Sparta was exactly "straight" either though.

1 week ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

It was most likely stolen.
At least a couple of years ago there were a bunch of these videos with people doing this with stolen cars.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

*poo

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the artist should have gone off a photo. It's a shame that she sat for that big of a piece with so many errors.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's with the hat?
It it because he's Poping?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*tsk tsk* It's still daylight out and he's already half in the bag.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And now that she has lulled them into a false sense of security she can she can bring out the real full glass next time to REALLY soak them.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Sandy Clause

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lady McDeath?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0