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https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/rfk-jr-says-cyclosporiasis-under-155924393.html
https://abcnews.com/Health/cdc-expands-cyclosporiasis-outbreak-linked-shredded-iceberg-lettuce/story?id=135052315
DYLANLEE79
The anti vax raw milk guy, nah he knows what he's talking about! /S /S fucking hopeless dark /S
Resistance1000
Resistance1000
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Narrator: "It wasn't."
MikeRInternetTraveler
“Under control” = It’s WAAAAYYYYY worse than you realize, and we’re doing nothing to fix it, but really, really hoping you don’t find out exactly how fucked this situation is.
thechelonianshelmet
His uncle still has more brains than him.
contextisimportant
If I say it’s no longer there you cannot go and find it! /s
Sebastopol140
OliverClothesoff70
This needs to be Top Comment.
DWolf
They don't give a (watery) shit about ho it affects. "It's under control. Only the poors have it."
zHurk777
False Positives Cost Money !!! - Taylor Farms.
Huor
It's almost as if putting brain-damaged freaks in charge of public health is a bad idea.
jayman0123
that reminds me of the time Tom Cotton (R) (obviously) went on camera during covid's height and something along the lines of "if you put medical professionals in charge of making medical decisions aimed at keeping everyone healthy, all they're going to think about is the general health of the population and not the economy" or some shit. I think I have it saved somewhere.
jayman0123
found it:
Kazpur81S
watch donnie come out saying: we’re gonna levy 100% tariffs on Iceberg. What a horrible country sickening our Americans….
Schoctane
Mmm, shit lettuce. My favorite.
lonelyrangerofthedreams
The final shitshow
OtisTDrunk
lightfoot2
It is under control: Taylor Farms has bribed the appropriate Government officials, so there's nothing else to be done. On to the next thing.
(yes, /g for Grift)
JaimeLannistersRightHand
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1b3prN3FvY2E2YWxhaDhjbHpvaHQ3czFpanVsYW12ZTNjdm9tYWRjMyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xUStFKHmuFPYk/200w.webp
wadatahmydamie
I hope Trumpers reject this evidence and spend a month farting soup to own the libs
BikeTrailsAndWaggingTails
MotoCanuck
Why is it always Iceberg lettuce that gets the diseases?! :'(
citizentrain
To shreds, you say?
IronMagnus
Remember like 6 years ago when the Trump administration said "there are just a few cases, it will go away soon". Ya...
AngryYetiWillFightYou
It's as though slashing billions in food health and safety inspections while ignoring epidemeologists and science make your country look like a bunch of backwoods idiots on a global scale.
Get your shit together
q2grapple
The absolute lawlessness of this administration is disgusting. Just pay your bribes and keep on screwing your customers for more delicious profit. All hail the shareholders!
Grimlinnan
RFK jr. we want to see you eating that shit every day of your life.
Bubbells
I can tell you given my family's experience that it is in Indiana and Kentucky
Resistance1000
fractalsphere
Next they'll be selling explosive diarrhea as a weight-loss tactic and saying people who are against it are commie marxist queer librul anti-american traitors.
LinemanMatt
*works best when washed down with raw milk.
IronMagnus
MAHA Blast™ is the government weight loss program.
fractalsphere
I love that you added the trademark symbol to it hahahaa
Jimthebutler
Rfk Jr is a traitor to our country, and an incompetent liar.
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
He's a traitor to humans
LanceSackless
But is he a traitor to roadkill?
Gestalt7
I couldn't disagree more. You're way off base and I just don't know where you are getting your facts.
It's obvious to even a casual observer that RFK Jr. is quite an accomplished liar. He does it literally all the time. You'd be hard pressed to find a time where that sun-dried, sewage soaked, tanned leather sack of shit in a suit of anuses wasn't actually pushing lies out the sphincter that serves as his mouth.
It's just that the lies dribbling out of his face hole aren't at all believable.
RevolutionOnHerLips
Idk I do think there's a difference between lying frequently and lying well.
Jimthebutler
Hard to be undersell a lie when you believe everything you are saying because you are too mentally inept after a lost battle with a parasite that eats your brain.
Gestalt7
That worm failed the world.
Jimthebutler
We can try again with another, hell maybe that will be the next epidemic he unleashes upon us.
Gestalt7
We need to push for MAGA to show their support of the Trump FDA by scarfing unwashed lettuce to 'own the libs'
Jimthebutler
I meant that he was both incompetent, and a liar.
Gestalt7
Gotcha!
I was going for a 'had you in the first half' reply. RFK Jr is an irredeemable sack of shit and I don't want to pass up an opportunity to dunk on him. That worm really let us all down.
Jimthebutler
Truly.
Jimthebutler
You did in fact, have me in the first half.
Gestalt7