GetMeAReubenSandwich
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Jul 17, 2026 2:14 PM
GetMeAReubenSandwich
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Resistance1000
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
Americans will turn anything into a competition even the poop plague
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
SecretSquirrel27
willpostanything
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friarRat
Have a look at THAT turd, mate! She's a beauty!
hhggg3000
I have an unfair advantage, Crohn’s disease.
DianNaoChong
Battle shits is really competitive
Mattd4ddy
I've been training for this my whole life
Pphunk77
The previous post makes more sense now
urusername2
Drug testing?
RetiredLaserMan
How do you win? Speed, volume, smell, texture? So many questions.
DrKonrad
Not new, the Romans were known for these kinds of competition
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
Those communal wipe rags on sticks probably stopped and spread disease all at the same time.
bathsaltsforbreakfast
jjw9
Watch out for the “caber toss” 🤣
TheShoggothOfMosquitoCreek
Pass the cyclospora lettuce. Salad's back on the menu, boys.
elbowdeepinawhateverthatis
1v1 me, bro
WitchIrkalla
GetMeAReubenSandwich
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GoodGuyGonzo
Resistance1000
Revelant
Ranked battleshits!
UncleScarwasright
ddubya42
I got second place
GetMeAReubenSandwich
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CouldntCakeLess
We meet at high noon.
GargleTheseNutz360
What kind of hat do you wear to a doo-doo ho-down?
GabbyJayYay
If you live in continental US, at high noon, the shadows point south
MrStealYourGiF
Are we going for (gif) or vid? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnc3yadgVqs
CouldntCakeLess
redundancy
Battle Shits!
filiuspelei
You can spray your component
trythebleucheese
um, careful, what with Cyclospora abound
filiuspelei
Your opponent, which is the primary component of a competition
CouldntCakeLess
Only in the USA: explosive!
milikl
In the USA there will be a partition with opening from the floor to about knee level.
True competitive mode will be with partition from floor to about 4ft height to sort as a net, if you will
Grimlinnan
Taco Bell
CouldntCakeLess
cjpoet
Anything you can poo I can poo bettter.
GetMeAReubenSandwich
You win! But, can you sing it?
cjpoet
Yes, as I was typing it.
1reallyhappydude
Battleshitz competition wasn't that in White girls?
Aranon1183
I seriously don't get how that movie is so popular.
SteveTheEgg
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.
swedeonamoose
I have 4 Olympic and 6 wc golds in competetetive porta potty shitting.
GetMeAReubenSandwich
What is the Olympic standard? Length or girth?
TheLordFoxington
Volume
ActionJohnnie
We use Courics
swedeonamoose
both, as well as speed and db of grunting.
GetMeAReubenSandwich
Nice! Standard 2 point deduction for blood, I assume....
CouldntCakeLess
homoerection
Is this from REN and stimpy?
CouldntCakeLess
It is. But a later iteration that was not on TV.
ziggystardust7
"Anything You Can Doo, I Can Doo Better" there I fixed it for you
LinemanMatt
*poo
bad1080
some kind of eating contest, i guess?
JBloodthorn
Battleshit
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