LiarLiarPantsUntier

125966 pts · September 5, 2011


I might be a figment of your imagination or not.

“Also, open the can right meow!”

2 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

“Hey Kids. I’m horny. Here’s why I wanna fuck your aunt Robin - in crazy detail.”

9 hours ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Many times, actually.

9 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#9 I like summer because I live in the northern hemisphere.

9 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 This is how JD see a normal couch.

9 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You win some, you lose some.

14 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why not make it without a penis?

15 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The actual woke agenda huh?

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My wife has been saving up for a cello for 10 years now. It’s reached the point where it's actually causing her physical anguish. And no - I don't have the financial means to help her, either.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I liked that it was only one season.

3 days ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

My first one didn’t prepare me for the second one.

3 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The babe with the power.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’ll steal your heart and then your wallet as you’re down for the 3-count.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of the babe.

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Michael Mann used the live production tracks instead of Foley. Guns are loud and louder In downtown LA.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Michael Mann refused to use Foley for that scene and kept the live production tracks instead. That’s why it is authentic. Real life acoustics. Guns are loud and louder when reflected by concrete and windows in downtown LA.

5 days ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

The real advantage is, by the way, that it is much easier getting people together and play some DnD!

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Polyamory is not illegal in Denmark - polygami is. Meaning, you can marry one, but have as many boy/girlfriends as you want, even living together, only regulated by housing laws - thus most polys simply practice polyamory.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 Now - I know a few polys. The rent may go down, but expenditures will increase. The food, water and power bill will increase and you have at least triple the workload in maintenance. Things break more often and faster, too.

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is how you remind me?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have overcome my claustrophobia- but nope. No no. Not for me. Bye.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that's what she's doing.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Ah, true. A sewing machine, of course.

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Thrift stores and sowing machines. That’s my guess.

1 week ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I would do the world a favor and kill myself if I was republican.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 is ew. I was eating and now my croissant is all over my keyboard. Please never post it again.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can’t. I’m doompooping.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, there is no sound, if he lives underground.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Love when things come full circle.

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