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Enivri
The oldest presents as a male calico, so he’s likely infertile.
AnotherOneBitesTheCrust
Whitebeardthepirate
upvote for giving vincent a needed shot
andexer
Is this what they mean about "replacement levels"?
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Roll the dice but one in three is usually workable.
TapeLeg
michiyl
LiterallyAWizard
TBF, he was probably setting up to call Cooper ugly and replaceable, so turning it around on him is fair game, IMO. But then, I don't have kids, so my position is probably shit, anyway.
PizzaCraig
1) Tap Share button
2) Select "Family Crew"
3) Send link
4) Maintain status as the funny one, with your work
5) Offer Accolade as thanks
idiotsonfire
When I get into a better place, I'm adopting three cats. No kids. At all.
L0rdinquisit0r
better question, where the rest of the littters gone?
apidgeon
The first kid is like the first pancake
XuncuTheTiger
You know the Scooby Doo "missing character" meme? I have the same thing with Litterbox; some part of my memory *swears* there was a daughter at some point, too. And I don't mean the Pixie n Brutis crossover arc.
WaxedApple
Thats because you're crazy
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Upvote Catmom.
And accolade for CatDad.
FireSolvesProblems
Game on!
brandonblk
in my experianced its so you can get sidelined and become a psudo slave for the other kid who gets everything they want
Ekaris9
In my experience, parenting is a nightmare. But there are moments that make it worth it.
BenderRodriguz1010
I have one. One and done.
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
I just bought this... the cost was $36 CAD + $27 CAD Shipping.
The box it comes in had better be worthy of a cat's playtoy!
EmeraldLight
Don't forget paying fees when you pick it up at the post office. Shipping to Canada suuuuuucks right now
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
Yup.
TheUnnamedPoet
First one is a practice run so you can get those dad jokes right with the second
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
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LiarLiarPantsUntier
My first one didn’t prepare me for the second one.
CarInAVet
That tends to be a prevailing trend.
IsAHotdogASandwich
As a first born, I've always joked that I'm the burnt pancake offspring.
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
I have thee kids so I joke about spare kids - like “It’s ok if you don’t wear a helmet. That’s why I have spare kids.”
syrane303
4 kids here. I joke that I'm just playing the odds that I end up in a nicer nursing home.
CarInAVet
One time when my cousin's kid was pestering him to play catch, my cousin said, "Your mom and I did this cool thing. We made you a brother. Go play with him."
Smoretank
My dad just joked he was horny all year around. Had 1 kid per a season. Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall.
LanceSackless
evolutionarily thats kinda true
CrumbyCake
I've got one of each, then I treated myself to a snip. Best decision ever.
Aranon1183
I'm too fucking hideous to procreate! Lol
ToasterDent
Ah, you're a parsnip fan too! There are dozens of us!
lonosham
I had zero and still treated myself to the snip. Best decision ever.
CrumbyCake
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Vlaatu
I had like zero sperm count and later discovered I was trans anyway, still snipped early. Best decision ever.
5m4llP0X
Did you just get the snip, or did you jump to the full orchy? Nothing wrong if you didn't, it really takes balls to go full Orchy. (Yes, I asked just to set up the dad joke)
Vlaatu
Just the snip, and even after transitioning I'm not taking em out. It's my only guard against early osteoporosis and other complications when I can't afford HRT.