Jhecht

19102 pts ยท October 15, 2011


You know what? Now that I am thinking about it, I don't think I've ever seen a spider poop. Ever

Congrats, I think you're a clone.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will not fall for the propaganda. Viva la Im-grr

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This happens almost yearly for my wife and I -- we were married on a random date and therefore never really remember until my sister calls or texts one of us and we're both like "oh shit, hey... uh... happy anniversary?"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Real patriots go down to mexico to get dental work done

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I mean Biden can suck my whole ass, and we as a country need a better voting platform of "red vs blue" but like, take the vote you worthless lump. Hope we start electing younger presidents because honestly wtf is this nonsense.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God's got favorites and Salma Hayek is one of em.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

May they speak his name as a blessing, and whisper his wrath as a curse.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Abusers, usually.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've got a math degree and frequently work as a tutor. If you need help LMK and I'll make sure to brush up on the topics you're covering.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm upvoting to show support, but make no mistake I do *not* like this. I'm so sorry.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I named my son after my brother. I hope he knows how much he meant to me, how much he still means to me. I hope he knows that I am trying to leave his name in history a better man than the world got with me. I miss him every day, and some days I wish my son had any other name.

3 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

yeah, I've done the same. "would you be willing to relocate to texas for this role?" Absolutely the fuck not.

3 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 0

One time i pushed code that broke prod for anyone who used our service with multiple accounts. It had been broken for like a week and we didnt even know. Had to write up a whole document about 1. how (I) we fucked up 2. How (I) we fixed it 3. How (I) we will make sure this doesn't happen again.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go little sis go!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I quit teaching and immediately doubled my salary. It's really, really sad how little teachers are paid.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Like I'm not calling for violence, but you guys remember back in the like 1800s when a mob of people would show up at someone's house and beat the piss out of them?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've got two kids myself. I can't imagine looking at my little girl with that diagnosis. hit me up if you need to talk, and I mean that.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you failed your allergy test bro

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

absolutely the largest we've ever seen

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We love you Cracker. Go easy across the rainbow bridge. <3 to Crackers family.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and felt like the people I could talk to were all tired of hearing me speak. 2/2

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did the same thing when my brother died. I had talked to everyone i knew who would hear me. But I had so many feelings 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my stream remains but honestly idk how.my wife has caught it and both of my children have as well.I shared a bed with my wife the whole time

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

did this months ago when i first heard about the deal.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

watching people who know how to paint makes me think i could paint when i absolutely could not.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

we're gonna have to get you an SSL cert

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

honestly, start declining meetings. Once I get accustomed to my work, I decline meetings all the time.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The force with which the filling is deposited...

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

If it wasn't for the fact that she was pro law enforcement honestly she'd have my vote.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0