IclaimRandomJobs

2504 pts ยท May 18, 2018


As a professional loop tester anything can be a dildo if your brave enough

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As a pro dog judge I give this dog a score of 10 for being a happy Lil guy

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As a youth pasture for over 57 years you have to fight those homosexual urges no matter how tempting they may smell.

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As a professional snake punter this is some impressive work. He should raises his foot back a little more and really follow through to get some more distance.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

As a professional historian these people were all clearly good friends maybe even roommates

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am a professional pizza taster. I demand a slice for review!

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I am a lawologist and it's similar to the packamanki defense. Where you pouch yourself in the balls hard enough that no one believes you could have done it to yourself.

3 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

As a biologist it is possible he won't even rot with all the McDonald's he eats. he may just mummify in the air like some kind of fry filled pinata.

3 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

As a professional sexatition, the same sex partners (m/m, f/f) are required to have a sword fight highlander style. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Im a chinese sensor and i did it on purpose...

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a professional Tooth brush analyst I can only conclude that this person brushes with a level of hate typically reserved for rush hour traffic

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a pro Ai artist I have to make a small correction. I like making videos of Pikachu with giant titties that is all

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this adult charlie brown?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a lobyist its is troubling when mitch is the voice of reason in the room

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a realtor and home buyer never trust the home builders they will try to get you to skip a proper inspection saved me and clients so many times. They aren't as bad as the flippers though

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy birthday

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a alligator trainer this is the same technique I use to control an unruly gator

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a intelligence agent this is an old listening device we used to use before we replaced all the birds

7 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Im a professional singer but everytime i do this its always "how did you get in here?" Or "who are you?" And then they refuse to pay me until I demand money very sternly

8 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

As a park ranger I tried this with an adolescent bobcat once. They have called me old stubs since

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a large Animal vet I can say that the chances of being sexually assaulted by a cow are very low but never 0

8 months ago | Likes 487 Dislikes 2

Its actually not true I work at this facility and I printed another penny right after they left. One penny to rule them all, one penny to find them all, one penny to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

8 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

As a professional snakeologist many don't realize that the snake finds this arousing and it is part of it's reproductive process

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As a professional arachnologist spiders really like this.

8 months ago | Likes 223 Dislikes 1

#7 as a professional dance contest judge all i c and say is hnnngg

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Directions unclear my dick is a cube now

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

His of is pretty weird

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah, as a professional child photographer, I struggle with this, among other ethical questions like whether it makes me a bad person to sneak into a public school. The faculty seems pretty convinced, but I'm not so sure

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1