We used to do that for a spider in my friend's garden. We used those small orange moth/butterfly things because they are easy to catch. The spider became large.
Oh man, watching that felt sooo good... Horseflies are pure & absolute evil. Orb weaver spiders are a delight. I could watch horseflies being fed to orb weavers all day.
Strangely ordinary mosquito bites are the worst for me, they can hurt like hell for weeks... Not sure I ever got to "enjoy" a horsefly bite, but no bug bite ever hurt me as much as mosquito ones. The sharp crisp burning pain of a wasp bite only lasts for a short while and has nothing on the madness-inducing itch-pain of mosquitos bites...
Still have this memory from over 50 years ago. Camping with parents, beautiful location by a creek, still remember the name: Deep Creek, Idaho. Camp, tent etc all setup, area filled with horseflies. Everyone getting bitten. Had to pack up and leave, trip ruined
"-wait. Holy shit NO FUCKIN WAY! OMG YES! COME TO ME! BRING IT HERE! HHYYYYEESSSSSS!!! ITS HUUUUUUGEEEEE OHHH FUCK hnnngnnnngggnnnnhnnghnnnnnnnggnnhnnnggg.... Mmm."
For those who live outside their population areas, that is a golden orb weaver. They're found in warm, humid climates worldwide. The females are huge and scary looking but harmless to humans, not aggressive, and they will eat ALL the pests.
All I ask is that is does not crawl on me. I once got on inside my shirt while hiking. I spent the rest of the hike without a shirt. Thankfully it was private farmland.
Only for the horsefly. That spider is one that almost always stays in its web and is completely harmless to people. They are the kind often seen in or near gardens, with yellow and black bodies, and their webs usually have a sort of white zig-zag in the middle. They eat a lot of bugs and are all-round helpful guys/gals. They are friends, not enemies!
Completely harmless till you walk into it screaming bloody murder / “oh god what the fuck”, and the spider gives you a mild/moderate bite that is still pretty annoying.
We had a beautiful orb weaver on our back porch for a month or two. Initially took some convincing the wife to let her stay as she was in the perfect spot to catch all the moths that fly in our back door. Lovely things.
JustHereForTheMemes0321
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
KatInTheCorner
That spider is like
🕷️ BOUNTYYYY 🕸️
Ekibwurm
what?
DaytonFox
If spiders were bigger, we would be so screwed
Sunflier
datphone777365
Pet orb weaver?
alcaray
We used to do that for a spider in my friend's garden. We used those small orange moth/butterfly things because they are easy to catch. The spider became large.
Sorrontis
well. that's terriying
NeverShaveYourDuck
That Imgurian who's been trying to change our minds about spiders has got to be sighing and going 'Well... back to square one."
"AGAIN!"
OrkenMork
that spider was anxious to get that fly!
StarscreamAndHutch
Doordash
Starlatan
What's chaos for the fly is order for the spider!
CatskinnerKeen
Oh man, watching that felt sooo good...
Horseflies are pure & absolute evil.
Orb weaver spiders are a delight.
I could watch horseflies being fed to orb weavers all day.
DeepSpaceNetwork
Strangely ordinary mosquito bites are the worst for me, they can hurt like hell for weeks... Not sure I ever got to "enjoy" a horsefly bite, but no bug bite ever hurt me as much as mosquito ones. The sharp crisp burning pain of a wasp bite only lasts for a short while and has nothing on the madness-inducing itch-pain of mosquitos bites...
CatskinnerKeen
Hiking the AT, the bastards actually made holes in my backpack straps to get me. They drove me to neat insanity. Even the rain didn't stop them.
DeepSpaceNetwork
Holy hell! Guess that's a place I'll skip 😅
WhenInDoubtC4
"The spider is just given food without working for it?! That's against the natural order! It reeks of socialism!!" /s
putcleverusernamehere
Still have this memory from over 50 years ago. Camping with parents, beautiful location by a creek, still remember the name: Deep Creek, Idaho. Camp, tent etc all setup, area filled with horseflies. Everyone getting bitten. Had to pack up and leave, trip ruined
WhattaMattahYou
That is a beautiful Orb Weaver. Thank you for feeding her a juicy snack.
Ims8888
Fuckin brutal.
pookieeatworld
The Fly: https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1d2U2ZzB6aXd5ZnI3emdvbndpM2ZtM290dHcxNDZhbnZ2ejBxd21xcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/M07QcNxxnX2Eg/200w.webp
PinkyTheUnicorn2
Share the load
HypoHyperHippo
This kills the fly.
specicom
🙏🐴
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Username checks out
davebarton315101
Help me, help meee!
trhopkins
You have a personal horsefly spider?
GenesisNynja
You don’t?
ArchMagos
\> not having a personal bug disposal spider
SMH
IclaimRandomJobs
As a professional arachnologist spiders really like this.
canadianreserve
Being hand fed?
maincarrot
🕷️: *singing the bzz bzz song*
"-wait. Holy shit NO FUCKIN WAY! OMG YES! COME TO ME! BRING IT HERE! HHYYYYEESSSSSS!!! ITS HUUUUUUGEEEEE OHHH FUCK hnnngnnnngggnnnnhnnghnnnnnnnggnnhnnnggg.... Mmm."
Is it kind of like that?
Mythanris90
- Spider, probably.
carmexcoveredlips
Username checks out
ChokeOnATicTac
As a professional arachnophobe i don't like spiders
samwyze
Horse blood?
Popyachopinafan
As a professional arachnodietitian, spiders really like this.
TheOneAndOnlyButtStabber
when I was a kid we would do with the wolf spiders and one thing we found out is all of em hate rollie pollies
Twrecks123
Ok, Gollum.
sharkiesharkie
Is the horsefly gonna be ok?
Andersen81
Yep, it is going to be a mummy soon.
Drenlin
For those who live outside their population areas, that is a golden orb weaver. They're found in warm, humid climates worldwide. The females are huge and scary looking but harmless to humans, not aggressive, and they will eat ALL the pests.
Pwnzistor
I live in Louisiana which is warm and humid.
TheFastpaws
All I ask is that is does not crawl on me. I once got on inside my shirt while hiking. I spent the rest of the hike without a shirt. Thankfully it was private farmland.
TheMellowPeril
Awwwww yisss, orb weaver
ArcaneM37
We had a whole mess of them hatch in our yard this year. I was so happy.
Quixus
Looks like Argiope aurantia.
TheMellowPeril
Yes, I noticed the yellow on its abdomen too. Such a beautiful spider!
Pseudobatrachotoxin
Came here to say that’s gonna be one happy Orb Weaver.
Midgarmerc
That fly just experienced an Eldritch horror
feelymcfeel
tbf so did the spider
4etherling
That fly is an eldritch horror.
ttm2
it was too gentle for it; they come from the 9th circle of hell
YouAlreadyMutedMe
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1d2JyMWl5bmprZ3hqanZ1N3c0dWg0MjNnM2M2M2U1cTgwaW9wMm92cyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3og0IAHJBZa1zf6UqQ/200w.webp
Fahrenheit536
Only for the horsefly. That spider is one that almost always stays in its web and is completely harmless to people. They are the kind often seen in or near gardens, with yellow and black bodies, and their webs usually have a sort of white zig-zag in the middle. They eat a lot of bugs and are all-round helpful guys/gals. They are friends, not enemies!
BladeTurMoiL
Completely harmless till you walk into it screaming bloody murder / “oh god what the fuck”, and the spider gives you a mild/moderate bite that is still pretty annoying.
xHasten
We had a beautiful orb weaver on our back porch for a month or two. Initially took some convincing the wife to let her stay as she was in the perfect spot to catch all the moths that fly in our back door. Lovely things.