HelpfulCorn

62342 pts · March 12, 2014


“Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it’s all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts, and the possibility of more donuts to come.”

Another post indicated that it was carnivorous...

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It's more that he's 6. They're all little narcissists

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#5 people on Threads use FTM to mean first time Mom and I am never not going to be very confused by that

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As soon as they get a job after college: use AI for everything. Seriously, it's being crammed down our throats in the corporate world

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Combinatorics would like a word

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#24 missing my favorite quote "you have eaten the food for the next four years"

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Because red is my favorite color

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I want medium rare but it always ends up rare so I order medium and hope for the best

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I get ocular migraines where I lose part of my vision. That made Excel difficult too

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My current dog eats grass fine. My Chihuahua would barf it up though

4 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#15 Utopia on Intellivision so maybe not so bad

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only write reviews for books I don't like, to warn off others

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine has a dog door and is free fed, but usually stays in bed with me anyway

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My son is doing his time this summer at a pizza place

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Help your local rescue. It will be much more effective. Many are all volunteer efforts

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People get shot and robbed in our Walmart parking lot. This doesn't happen in the Target parking lot which is like .25 miles away

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That's why we funded PBS

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More importantly if they find anything on the Cologuard then your colonoscopy is now diagnostic and full price rather than free. Just get the colonoscopy

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I had to replace a thermostat or something in the dryer but otherwise same here

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Lustig and his carbohydrate insulin hypothesis has been thoroughly debunked

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I feel like they'd get tired of swimming. They do hang out on land a lot

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#4 during the Cold war cookie cutter sharks were eating the sub sonar and they thought it was the Russians

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too because I'm getting an angiogram on Friday. Wait that's no fun either

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I feel guy diving in bucket qualifies

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I had a bad software release on Friday but at least I didn't drop a wind turbine in the ocean

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm, low blood pressure

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Well I do but Assassins is one of my favorite musicals

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Tubby custard

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It'll wrestle the headache right out of you

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It either didn't exist or wasn't standard as kids or even adults. I'm 50 and got mine a few years ago for international travel. Babies get hepb at birth now but not hep A

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